Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to SSC Australia. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
USS Lincoln radio transcript,; hehe
Topic Started: Jul 31 2004, 09:50 PM (96 Views)
Go_PoD-SSC--
Member Avatar
It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
[ *  *  * ]
No offence intended to anyone.....was just damn funny!

Aircraft carrier USS Lincoln,

This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval op's on 10/10/95.

Canadians:
Please divert your course 15 degree's to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans:
We recommend you divert your course 15 degree's to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degree's to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans:
This is the Captain of a US naval ship. I say again divert YOUR course.

Canadians:
No. I say again, you divert your course.

Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE US ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN. THATS ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH. OR COUNTER-MESSURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians:
This is a lighthouse...........YOUR CALL.
Posted Image

<img src="http://www.ssc-squad.com/sigstats/sig.php?id=791&bg=eye.jpg&c=Gõ_PõD-SSC--&i=au&r=1&v=b" border="0">

Quote:
 
*BOINK*.....OW!............................Oh Hi Purity.....
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Manimal-SSC-
Member Avatar
Escape Artist :)
[ *  *  * ]
:roflmao
Posted Image

Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children.

[size=6]TFD STATS[/size]

<img src="http://www.ssc-squad.com/sigstats/sig.php?id=1&bg=dbz.jpg&c=Manimal&i=au&r=1&v=b" border="0">
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
feralist-ssc-
Member Avatar
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
:o :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DazzaD
Member Avatar
DazzaD
[ *  *  * ]
:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

HAHAHAHAHA !!
Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
JudgeDread
Unregistered

:roflmao :lol: That was awesome!
Quote Post Goto Top
 
FOST
Member Avatar
Fost of the Um Braged :D
[ *  *  * ]
:roflmao :roflmao I daren`t say anything
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Urban
Unregistered

I'll see if I can find the actual tv ad that came from.....
Quote Post Goto Top
 
« Previous Topic · Humor · Next Topic »
Add Reply