Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to SSC Australia. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Stranded
Topic Started: Jul 27 2004, 09:05 PM (52 Views)
feralist-ssc-
Member Avatar
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]



One day this guy, who's been stranded all alone on a deserted island for 10 years, is sitting out on the beach when a beautiful woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear suddenly emerges from the surf.

She approaches the stunned guy and asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She unzips a waterproof pocket and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Oh, that's good!"

Then the woman asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink?"

Trembling, the man says, "Ten long years!"

The woman unzips her waterproof pocket on her left sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.

The man takes a long swig and says, "Man, that's sweet!"

The woman then starts slowly unzipping the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

The man, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh sweet mother of God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DazzaD
Member Avatar
DazzaD
[ *  *  * ]
:roflmao
Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
« Previous Topic · Humor · Next Topic »
Add Reply