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Crawling home
Topic Started: Jul 26 2004, 08:07 PM (67 Views)
feralist-ssc-
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A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to go home or the wife will be mad".
(at this point he was loaded drunk)

He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said "I can't walk and I didn't have that much to drink?".

He gets up to give it another try, this time the same thing happens and he falls flat to his face. He says "I have to get home some way or the wife will kill me if I don't get home soon"!

He gets an idea of crawling home, so away he went crawling home. He crawled up to his apartment and slowely snuck into bed with his wife trying not to wake her.

The next morning he woke up to see his wife running in the room. She said "you were out drinking again last night weren't you!"

The man replied with "NO WAY!"
And the wife said "YOU LIAR!
The bartender just called and said you left your wheelchair at the club again last night"!
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DazzaD
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Hey ! I didn't tell anyone that !! geeeeez Feral ! lol

Hey what DID happen to me the other night when i was out at the pub was this chick came up to give me a hug in my wheelchair and tripped and fell on me, i flipped a%$# over head out of my wheel chair and she landed on top of me with a bottle of water in her hand which was pooring all over my face till she got up !!

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BLOODY FUNNY i must say, but she was very embarrased :roflmao

Still make the chicks fall for me though !! lol

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