Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to SSC Australia. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Panda in the bar
Topic Started: Jul 26 2004, 08:04 PM (39 Views)
feralist-ssc-
Member Avatar
Advanced Member
[ *  *  * ]
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.

All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.

The barman came over and said "Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!"
the panda calmly replied "Do you know what I am?"
"Why yes," the barman answered. "Your a panda."
"Good," the panda nodded "Now go home and look up 'panda' in the dictionary." And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.

After a while, he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition:

PANDA:1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Go_PoD-SSC--
Member Avatar
It ^^^^is a snail...not a turd:)
[ *  *  * ]
Wom could relate to that....

Wombat: Eats R**ts and leaves.

I'd like that lifestyle :jd
Posted Image

<img src="http://www.ssc-squad.com/sigstats/sig.php?id=791&bg=eye.jpg&c=Gõ_PõD-SSC--&i=au&r=1&v=b" border="0">

Quote:
 
*BOINK*.....OW!............................Oh Hi Purity.....
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Urban
Unregistered

Actually to fill the missed parts Pod...it is

Wombat - Eats roots, shoots, and leaves..... :bag
Quote Post Goto Top
 
JudgeDread
Unregistered

:roflmao That was a good one! :lol:
Quote Post Goto Top
 
« Previous Topic · Humor · Next Topic »
Add Reply