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| Neanbear | 31 Jan 2009, 23:03 Post #1 |
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If you find a issue that isn't an Easter Egg, but can only can be gotten by being in a certain WA category, having a certain tax rate, etc. Here's one I just got for "Anarchy" ranking
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| Neasmyrna | 1 Feb 2009, 16:00 Post #2 |
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Founder of 00000 A World Power
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| Neanbear | 1 Feb 2009, 20:21 Post #3 |
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I got it on three of my nations in one day once
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| Ranholn | 3 Feb 2009, 21:46 Post #4 |
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if ya outlaw drugs in all forms Tens of thousands of citizens have taken to the streets demanding the right to smoke whatever they want, wherever they want. The Debate "Ever since smoking was banned, I've been a gibbering wreck," laments Roxanne Li, handing you a cup of strange-smelling tea. "You just don't understand - I need to smoke! And sometimes I need to roll a little bit more than tobacco. It's not a luxury. In a place as depressing as <nationname>, we should at least be able to have some escape. Even if it does mean escaping to a world full of dancing badgers, talking mushrooms and luminous colours. So please, allow us a bit more freedom to get high." "Things are fine just the way they are," says Detective Clint Gutenberg of the Narcotics Squad. "The laws just need better enforcement - we need harsher punishments, better border controls, more police officers, and some education for youngsters, telling them to just say 'no'. Do you know how many times I've had to bring kids into rehabilitation clinics? Do you know how many kids out there are getting lung cancer? It's heartbreaking, it really is. We need some more support from the government if we are to reach our goals." "Yo mate, c'mon, it's not just about the crops," moans a grimy, emaciated man, as he sits slumped on the ground and tugs at your trouser leg. "Some of us like other stuff, ya know, ain't fair if we can't hit off that. You gotta decr- decrimi- just make everything OK, yeah? C'mon, I need just one more hit. Just one more. I can handle it man, I CAN HANDLE IT!" |
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| Neasmyrna | 4 Feb 2009, 00:01 Post #5 |
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| Ten Stars | 1 Jun 2009, 22:17 Post #6 |
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If you are a psychotic dictatorship, your citizens will throw a coup. |
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| Bassyruk | 1 Jun 2009, 22:20 Post #7 |
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Yeah I got that one...
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| Neanbear | 12 Aug 2009, 15:57 Post #8 |
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For capital cities A Capital City For The Democracists? The Issue As The Democracists continues to grow, so too does its government. The number of politicians needed to administrate and legislate the country is rapidly surpassing the Houses of Parliament's capacity with ministers often requiring periscopes to see the House Speaker. Some are suggesting a new building be built in another city - a city which would then be designated as the capital city of The Democracists. The Debate 1. "I would like to make a humble recommendation for my own proud jurisdiction," says Peggy Rifkin, mayor of one of The Democracists's major cities. "It would be an honour for our city to be host to the seat of power! If it will seal the deal, you can change the name if you like..." 2. "Hah! Capital city indeed!" shouts Samuel du Pont, a fervent anarchist, spilling leaflets all over the floor. "What's wrong with being free as the wind? Do you really think one city could possibly represent a whole country? Its people? I've had enough of the man trying to screw us down all the time! Say NO to a national capital!" 3. "I can accept and even approve of having a capital city," says George W. O'Bannon, a military strategist. "But we'd be putting all our eggs in one basket if we choose somewhere too vulnerable! Believe me, capitals always get the brunt of the enemy attack because of their political and economic importance. We should put aside a few billion Francs and build our capital city underground. They'll never bomb us there!" 4. "I've got an idea," says theme park tycoon, Lindsay Tew. "My company will happily sponsor the new establishment and cover all costs - as long as it's made to our specifications. We've already got plans drawn up to put a roller coaster straight through the House of Commons! A cafe, some kiosks for ice cream... maybe even a water slide or two in the lobby! It'll be one part legislative seat of government, one part family-fun theme park! Tourists will flock from around the globe!" 5. "What's wrong with the old building?" asks Randy Thiesen, a noted disestablishmentarian. "We don't need some kind of fancy capital city just to make the bigwig ministers feel important! If there's no room, then fire politicians until there IS room. Have you never heard of doing more with less?" |
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| Neanbear | 27 Aug 2009, 21:35 Post #9 |
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| deathorlife | 28 Aug 2009, 20:11 Post #10 |
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Ya I got that one today after update. It said Matt Bellamy Assassinated... Almost. |
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| Neanbear | 28 Aug 2009, 23:19 Post #11 |
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While effusively praising The Democracists's leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more "modernistic" view in the future. The Debate 1. The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason." 2. "Perhaps the people could be given some more political freedoms," muses your Chief of Staff, who is your sister. "Is there really such harm in allowing public discussion of ideas? We could even have a real Opposition Party. One that isn't just full of your puppets, I mean." |
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| Ten Stars | 31 Aug 2009, 03:10 Post #12 |
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Not really a special issue, but this made me laugh. From the issue 'Suffer The Starving Children?' "I can remember when 'We frown upon you.' actually used to mean something!" (We frown upon you is my puppet's motto) |
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| Lord Tothe | 8 Sep 2009, 01:27 Post #13 |
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The Issue: A lowly bureaucrat riffling through some old paperwork has happened across a rather alarming and disturbing fact: the documentation affirming yourself as Lord Tothe's head of state was filled out improperly and now, at least for the moment, Lord Tothe has no official leader! The Debate 1. "There is no need to panic," says Gregory Gutenberg, a senior archivist. "I've prepared a new document. All you need to do is sign across the dotted line and you will be our esteemed leader once again. Here! I've even brought a pen." 2. "Give me that!" interrupts your brother, incorrigible as always. "I've got an idea, bear with me for a moment... a few penstrokes here... a few clauses there... finished. Now you can set yourself up as Supreme Evil Overlord For Life! If you don't have complete control then where's the fun? That's what I say. I've taken the liberty of cutting some of the more boring departments, we only really need the police and military in my opinion. Oh! You get a free space hopper too." 3. "Hold on! Don't sign it yet! Have you ever heard the saying 'two heads are better than one'?" asks Colin King, your Minister of Complicating Things. "Well, what if we had SEVERAL? I propose we gather the most senior ministers of Lord Tothe to act together as a collective head of state! That's a little more democratic than one person bossing everyone else around. Besides, even if you're not THE leader, your opinions are still deeply respected so it shouldn't be too much of a step down right?" 4. "As if ONE leader isn't oppressive enough!" says Al McGuffin, a little known representative from one of Lord Tothe's more obscure counties. "Suddenly we need even more? This is a great opportunity for Lord Tothe to lose elitist concepts like 'leaders'. My ma taught me that all men are born equal and yet even in a modern country like this one person can be named Lord and King of everything. One person should not have that much power! Government policy should be the equal responsibility of all Lord Tothe's elected politicians." 5. "If we did that, even some crackpot quango would have the same power as the Minister of Defence," argues Tobias Rubin, who happens to be the Minister of Defence. "That's insane. We need strong leadership' to get things accomplished! Have you ever been in a meeting where everyone's opinion is, ugh, 'equal'? They go on for HOURS. HOURS! Believe me, trying to run a government that way will be a massive, fruitless headache. The leader's word is law, and if people don't get that then maybe a little show of strength courtesy of the military wouldn't go amiss." The result is the ability to name your national leader no matter which you choose. I chose option 2 and got "Lord Tothe the Psychotic has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw." |
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| Neanbear | 13 Mar 2011, 16:47 Post #14 |
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