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| Lord Tothe | 25 Feb 2009, 05:44 Post #76 |
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Evil Dictator-For-Life of AWP
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I don't plan to destroy the world - that's where I keep my stuff! Instead, I'll file for legal title to everything and everyone on the planet. |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Pulangi | 25 Feb 2009, 08:35 Post #77 |
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you need a lawyer for that and unfortunately I'm the lawyer, a very bad one as well. Seems unlikely you'll get to have those files to pass through. |
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| The_Black_Pit_Of_Kron | 25 Feb 2009, 12:45 Post #78 |
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Turns the entire population of the world into lawyers. (now THAT is evil) |
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| Pulangi | 25 Feb 2009, 13:22 Post #79 |
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makes them all really bad lawyers, but unfortunately Pulangi has just a LITTLE more skill than the rest but not by much, nevertheless Pulangi is the all time #1 ranked lawyer in the whole world! |
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| Lord Tothe | 5 Mar 2009, 01:49 Post #80 |
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*resigns as lawyer, hires Pulangi to sue every lawyer in the world, and now owns the world* |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Pulangi | 5 Mar 2009, 03:20 Post #81 |
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*being the last lawyer, Pulangi can make or break whoever hires the only lawyer left in the world. Youd better treat me w respect cuz if you ever want a lawyer...* |
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| Bassyruk | 15 Mar 2009, 20:16 Post #82 |
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Sues Pulangi (without a lawyer) for his law degree, car, house, wife, soul and dignity. (As there are no lawyers, no one knows that you can't do that) |
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| The_Black_Pit_Of_Kron | 16 Mar 2009, 00:31 Post #83 |
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I will develop a false religion and make people believe in an imaginary fellow who forgives their sins and ensures their way to paradise.....................................no wait, that's been done. |
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| Pulangi | 16 Mar 2009, 01:18 Post #84 |
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I think I'm still a lawyer so I know for a fact that you can't do that so therefore I will be able to come up with a VERY STRONG CASE in defense and since you don't have a lawyer yourself, your in a hot tub mate. Hell I'll even counter sue you for your money, holidays, kids, friends, bed, computer, boat and job. (Since I'm a lawyer I know how to go about it, you better come up w something quick!) |
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| Lord Tothe | 30 Mar 2009, 19:39 Post #85 |
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*plans to hijack all television satellites and modulate the signal frequency until everyone feels like there are bugs crawling all over them until they scratch themselves to death* |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| greekamerican | 30 Mar 2009, 19:40 Post #86 |
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*plans to tp liberty's house* MWHAHAHA |
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| Bassyruk | 30 Mar 2009, 20:40 Post #87 |
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*plans heat seeking nuke to send after pulangi* |
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| Pulangi | 30 Mar 2009, 23:24 Post #88 |
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*plans to freeze himself so the heat seeking missle will miss him and continue on, heading str8 for the home town of Lord Tothe*
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| Bassyruk | 30 Mar 2009, 23:29 Post #89 |
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I plan to make a device that will shock anyone with 1,000,000,000 bolts who types 8 instead of typing the "ate" sound. Example: typing st* instead of straight |
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| Pulangi | 30 Mar 2009, 23:30 Post #90 |
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but since he's PLANNING to make it, it hasn't been invented yet to we are still free to use...l8...h8...m8...str8...g8...b8...r8...d8...8...w8...h8...etc. |
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| Lord Tothe | 27 May 2009, 07:53 Post #91 |
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I will take over the Taser company manufacturing facility and redesign the tasers so they have a random chance of zapping the shooter instead of the target. |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Pulangi | 27 May 2009, 13:27 Post #92 |
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I will go on a murderous rampage on those that cost me my soul. |
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| Lord Tothe | 27 May 2009, 19:09 Post #93 |
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I will genetically engineer houseflies so the sound from their wings will make people bleed from their ears. |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Astern | 7 Jun 2009, 06:37 Post #94 |
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I will invent 'man periods'. |
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| deathorlife | 7 Jun 2009, 17:43 Post #95 |
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That's ME!?!?!?
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I will umm let me think. I'll get back to you later. |
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| Pulangi | 8 Jun 2009, 09:42 Post #96 |
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I will blow up the stadium, the place where it all started. |
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| Astern | 8 Jun 2009, 09:44 Post #97 |
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AKA Nitshatta
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I will eat it. |
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| Pulangi | 8 Jun 2009, 09:45 Post #98 |
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eat what? |
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| Astern | 8 Jun 2009, 09:48 Post #99 |
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AKA Nitshatta
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The stadium. |
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| Pulangi | 8 Jun 2009, 09:49 Post #100 |
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eat the metal parts? or the corpses of everyone I will take down with the explosion? It wasn't only the B@st@rds who cost me, it was also the spectators. |
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