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| Tweet Topic Started: 21 Sep 2008, 01:20 (725 Views) | |
| Liberty987 | 12 Oct 2008, 19:20 Post #26 |
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| TripleKo | 16 Oct 2008, 21:39 Post #27 |
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I want to be the ambassador in AWP, representing more regions. But how can I do that? |
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| Dariusville | 16 Oct 2008, 22:24 Post #28 |
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I had this one at the ready for an eeevil plan contest on another forum. Mightas well post it here. Here's my plan. Phase Alpha: I capture a herd of sheep and i will put a streetlining device on their belly and train them super awesome ninja skillz0rz. Then, i will let them drink rum until they're drunk. Phase Bravo: While drunk, i'll let dem sheep walk over every street in the world! Because they're drunk, they cannot walk straight and will create random lines on the way! Phase Charlie: Charlie is sleeping. Don't wake him. Ever. Phase Delta: People will try to keep driving on the lines, but fail. They will crash 'n' burn! Or at least get very pissed and start yelling at each other, muhaha! Phase Echo: Then, while everybody's not looking because they're angry or dead, or something else, i will activate the ninja sheep to overthrow all governments in the world and create anarchy! Phase Foxtrot: Total anarchy, because the government will be gone! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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| TripleKo | 16 Oct 2008, 22:40 Post #29 |
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Dariusville is evil. Just like Darius when he tried to conquer Greece. Then he failed and a Macedonian conquered all of his lands. |
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| Chairman of The Neo Order | 16 Oct 2008, 22:44 Post #30 |
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Step 1: Buy a potato gun Step 2: Stick a bagel in it, with razors and hypodermic needles hidden in the bagel Step 3: Buy another bagel Step 4: Offer friend a bagel as you eat the second one Step 5: Pull out potato gun, stick it in their mouth, fire, and watch the blood-shed.
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| TripleKo | 16 Oct 2008, 23:15 Post #31 |
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Darius is still more evil than you. He even made a png. |
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| Chairman of The Neo Order | 16 Oct 2008, 23:24 Post #32 |
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Ok how about this plan then? Step 1: Rape a pregnaent women. Step 2: Kick her in the uterus. Step 3: Cut her open and remove the dead baby. Step 4: Put the baby through a blender. Step 5: Eat all of the puss that collects at the bottom. Step 6: Take the blood. Step 7: Run up to an elderly man and choke him with the blood. Step 8: Kill a dog. Step 9: Place a bomb in it. Step 10: Get a little kid to detonate the bomb, on a school bus, by petting it. |
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| arrowhawk64 | 17 Oct 2008, 02:10 Post #33 |
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| Neasmyrna | 17 Oct 2008, 05:53 Post #34 |
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*warning lights* inappropriate guys ranny will probably be getting back his Gmod powers tomorrow... be scared |
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| Dariusville | 17 Oct 2008, 08:28 Post #35 |
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That's not even funny anymore... |
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| Lord Tothe | 17 Oct 2008, 13:21 Post #36 |
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Arrowhawk & Neo Order: This thread is for evil plans like you would see from Pinky and the Brain, not Saw or Hannibal Lecter. |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Chairman of The Neo Order | 17 Oct 2008, 14:00 Post #37 |
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Oh, not interested then. To Neasmyrna: Yeah, I thought I was kinda pushing it, sorry. |
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| Liberty987 | 17 Oct 2008, 15:15 Post #38 |
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back to topic... To rule the newspaper markt!!! |
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| Lord Tothe | 19 Oct 2008, 03:45 Post #39 |
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I will buy General Motors stock now that they are at a low price, gain a controlling share, and TAKE OVER THE WORLD using the massive power of industry!!! |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Liberty987 | 19 Oct 2008, 16:08 Post #40 |
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buy a house...I mean at the moment it's crinimal |
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| Lord Tothe | 20 Nov 2008, 02:04 Post #41 |
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I plan to run for city office. If you knew what my town is like, you'd know how evil that really is.
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| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| deathorlife | 28 Nov 2008, 05:13 Post #42 |
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my town is fullmof people you should see it so I NEED TO TAKE OVER YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
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| Lord Tothe | 29 Nov 2008, 07:01 Post #43 |
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I plan to go to a theme park and intentionally drop stuff so it misses the trash can. Mwahahahahaha! |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| right hand supremacist | 29 Nov 2008, 07:03 Post #44 |
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My plan is quite simple First i will take over all the metal refining plants, then i will launch an attack on-... Ooh a shiny! *runs off after the shiny thing* |
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| Lord Tothe | 29 Nov 2008, 07:07 Post #45 |
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I will dangle shineys over the edge of the Grand Canyon to kill RHS |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| deathorlife | 29 Nov 2008, 21:58 Post #46 |
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i will save RHS then drop him after he thanks me |
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| right hand supremacist | 1 Dec 2008, 18:19 Post #47 |
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As part of my evil plan i won't thank death. |
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| deathorlife | 6 Dec 2008, 06:44 Post #48 |
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then i kick his but |
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| Lord Tothe | 25 Dec 2008, 23:15 Post #49 |
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I'm going to steal Christmas from all the Whos in Who-ville - Dang, too late. I overslept again. maybe next year. |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Pulangi | 22 Jan 2009, 14:40 Post #50 |
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I'll take over the athletics stadium and change the rules and ruin everyone elses dreams, just like they ruined mine. |
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