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| AWP Inquirer 7/17/08; Finally! | |
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| Lord Tothe | 17 Jul 2008, 05:58 Post #1 |
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![]() July 17, 2008 Editor: Lord Tothe Contributors: Greekamerican ![]() "Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot." - Clarence Thomas (1948 - ) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" - unknown ![]() Founder: Neasmyrna (on vacation) World Assembly Delegate: Lord Tothe Northern District senator: Turlmanistan Southern District Senator: Ranholn (retired) Minister for Education: Torchevon (retired) Minister for Defense: Numero Capitan Minister for Foreign Affairs: Greekamerican (on vacation) ![]() We need recruiters! Our population has dropped by 40. Some of that is due to the departure of Theban Nation and his puppets, and most of the rest is due to attrition as nations CTE. If our region is to grow, YOU need to recruit! See the immigration department thread for rules and the login/logout sheet The AWP inquirer needs volunteers to help produce new issues! If you can help with any of the headline issues or all of them, send Lord Tothe a private message indicating your desire to help! ![]() The AWP regional flag competition has ended with a near-unanimous winner. Rancid Bunnies created a magnificent flag that will be the envy of all other regions! Here is the large example and the reduced-size national flag version. ![]() ![]() --- No Resolution Currently At Vote --- ![]() We need nominations for the national spotlight! Submit your nominations to our "Letters to the Editor" thread! ![]() Since the last issue, the following nations have joined the forums. we would like to welcome: Aglorea Piggysteal ¨pInfinity Ward¨p tennesseetitans The United Middle East Unfortunately, many active members of our region have ceased to exist. I don't know the real people behind these names, but we all wish the best for: Darkness Times Torchevon Ranholn ![]() Current businesses in the Marketplace are: User Bar Express Services Proprietor: Lord Tothe Service: Custom user bars Turlmanistan Lottery Corporation Proprietor: Turlmanistan Service: Lotteries and Sweepstakes gambling ![]() HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation: a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering. d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations. f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology. h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales. j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing. k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning. l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management. m. If they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.
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| Numero Capitan | 17 Jul 2008, 08:58 Post #2 |
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YAYYYYYYYYYYY |
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| Neanbear | 17 Jul 2008, 17:01 Post #3 |
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| Lord Tothe | 18 Jul 2008, 06:18 Post #4 |
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So.... go back to Rucket's headlines, keep these, or try something new? I'm a bit curious to see whether long skinny headlines like the "New issue coming soon" bar night look better. |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Numero Capitan | 18 Jul 2008, 07:16 Post #5 |
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I like these ones
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| AP3 10 | 19 Jul 2008, 18:39 Post #6 |
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Well done, good to see a issue. |
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| ballypete | 21 Jul 2008, 22:24 Post #7 |
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Well done folks, top rate!! |
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| Numero Capitan | 21 Jul 2008, 22:32 Post #8 |
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Not only that but we're working on a follow up already
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| AP3 10 | 21 Jul 2008, 22:47 Post #9 |
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Good, something to read when i get back. |
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| Neanbear | 22 Jul 2008, 01:22 Post #10 |
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The only change I could suggest is shrink the first banner so I dont have to use my arrows keys
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| Lord Tothe | 22 Jul 2008, 02:29 Post #11 |
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You just need a bigger monitor.
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| Neanbear | 22 Jul 2008, 02:49 Post #12 |
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Actually I have like a 14" screen |
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| Lord Tothe | 24 Jul 2008, 02:17 Post #13 |
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I see. I have a 19" LCD, so it's a bit hard to anticipate the needs of others. I'll see what I can do. |
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