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| AWP Inquirer-5/29/08 | |
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| Torchevon | 29 May 2008, 03:39 Post #1 |
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![]() Staff- Torchevon Lord Tothe GreekAmerican ![]() -"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough." -Groucho Marx ![]() Thursday: Sunny and warm with little wind. High 71, low 67. Friday: Sunny and warm. High 76, low 69. Saturday: Sunny and very warm. High 82, low 73 Sunday: Hot and humid with no wind. High 89, low 78. Monday: Hot and humid. Expect increasing winds over the course of the day and cloud cover toward evening. Thunderstorms possible. High 87, low 79. Tuesday: Thunderstorms. A Tornado watch will be in effect all day. High winds and hail are expected along with torrential rain. High 86, low 70. Wednesday: Lingering showers with sun breaks by afternoon, with gusting winds. High 87, low 75. ![]() Polls open tomorrow for AWP World Assembly delegate. The candidates are: Biain the First (DCAPCOMR, incumbent) Lord Tothe (POP) Ranholn (IPP) Delegate discussions can be found here and final manifestos/ statements are at this page. The RDF is awlays looking for more people to join up. contact Minister of Defence Numero Capitan for more info. One way to really help the region grow is to recruit. Contact Neas or Numero capitan for more details on what it takes to become a recruiter. ![]() The resolution "Ways and Means" was defeated 7,038 votes to 2,039. ![]() The Commonwealth of saintzz "We KiLl ThOSe IN OuR wAy 2 Be ThE dE BeST" Category: Corrupt Dictatorship Civil Rights: Good Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Few Location: 00000 A World Power Regional Influence: Vassal The Commonwealth of saintzz is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 300 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saintzz's national animal is the TeRRoriST, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Playboy. saintzz is ranked 252nd in the region and 73,489th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector. 3 hours ago: The United States of AmericaXLI departed this region for Ron Pauls Magikal Wonderland. 3 hours ago: The Armed Republic of Pinegate departed this region for The Highlands. 4 hours ago: The Allied States of Danichinia arrived from The West Pacific. 4 hours ago: The Holy Empire of The Uber Terrorists arrived from The Pacific. 4 hours ago: The Democratic States of Holanistan11 arrived from The North Pacific. 5 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Doomsarida arrived from Canada. 6 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Jengalii departed this region for The North Pacific. 6 hours ago: The Constitutional Monarchy of British Postal Workers departed this region for Democratic Audux. 7 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Mandalorion Warriors arrived from 00000 A World Power 2. 12 hours ago: The Republic of Future Lebanon arrived from The East Pacific. Forum Pop Info Our members have made a total of 38,562 posts We have 320 registered members The newest member is General and Dictator Doomus Most users ever online was 13 on Mar 14 2008, 11:16 PM Top Ten Posters The Many Puppets of Nittshatta 7,342 Neasmyrna 6,199 greekamerican 4,321 Rucket 3,115 lord tothe 2,457 Numero Capitan 2,217 ballypete 1,856 Torchevon 1,644 Ranholn 1,390 Biain the First 1,279 ![]() -Why did the chicken cross the road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me....... DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but w e have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side. ' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2009, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE: I invented the chicken! COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens! A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.' ![]() ![]()
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| Lord Tothe | 29 May 2008, 03:49 Post #2 |
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Rat is one of my role models. |
| "Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything — you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him." ~ Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Neasmyrna | 29 May 2008, 05:01 Post #3 |
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The bestest guy you ever new about!!! & The founder of 00000 A World Power! %mh%-91436%mh% | |
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| ballypete | 29 May 2008, 18:53 Post #4 |
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Now I can rest in peace knowing it was n't my fault the chicken crossed the road Once again
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| AmericaXLI | 30 May 2008, 20:20 Post #5 |
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lol i just want to say this for the record, I just went through ron pauls magikal wonderland as a feeder. |
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| Neasmyrna | 6 Jun 2008, 01:13 Post #6 |
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*pokes torchy for new issue* |
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The bestest guy you ever new about!!! & The founder of 00000 A World Power! %mh%-91436%mh% | |
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| AP3 10 | 7 Jun 2008, 21:25 Post #7 |
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Good issue... |
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| Donchatryit | 10 Jun 2008, 11:09 Post #8 |
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Nice |
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| AP3 10 | 16 Jun 2008, 19:14 Post #9 |
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We could do with a new issue... |
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| Neasmyrna | 16 Jun 2008, 19:16 Post #10 |
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Yep I believe the assistant editors are working on putting out an issue... But our main writer has disappeared... so we're a bit in shock... It's coming though... |
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| AP3 10 | 16 Jun 2008, 19:18 Post #11 |
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This is what, the first break in production for years,... How can our regions greatest newspaper rival The Independant without issues? |
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| Lord Tothe | 17 Jun 2008, 00:49 Post #12 |
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I'm working on it...... Anyone got anything to contribute? add it to the "Letters to the Editor" thread by Wednesday! |
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