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| AWP Inquirer-11/1/07 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 1 Nov 2007, 03:17 (474 Views) | |
| Torchevon | 1 Nov 2007, 03:17 Post #1 |
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Alright guys you'll have to forgive me if the paper isn't as good looking as usual, Rucket isn't around and he is the format guy and since I can't post this with the other issues (no permissinon) i'll just bring it back to the Ministry of Edu. Thanks for your understanding we're here for the loyal readers. Plus you can't go wrong since we're giving this one out for free
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| Torchevon | 1 Nov 2007, 04:27 Post #2 |
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AWP INQUIRER Keeping the public informed on all AWP activities. Quote-"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be dissappointed to discover they are not it." -Bernard Bailey SPECIAL ALERT The RDF is always looking for members to help fight the good fight, find a recruiter nearest you. Several businesses are up and running in the Private Sector check them out and if you have any good business ideas sign up for a business license, If you can get it past Ranholn's veto button then you'll be on your way, swooosh. DISCLAMER: Ranholn is a great senator and this paper supports him...R-A-N-H-O-L-N GO RANHOLN If you have not signed up for a bank acount already do so and then you can start rollin' in the dough......yay capitalism. At some point this newspaper will be given out at a fee. Please sign up for a subscription. A WORLD POWER WEATHER I dunno, check you local weather man.....grrr that's me Expect highs of 98 and lows of 96 For the region of AWP we will be finding ourselves in the grip of a rising heat wave, the government advises our fine folk to drink plenty of water and avoid doing extra strenuos work without caution. Be sure to check up on the elderly and to not leave people or pets in the car with the windows rolled up. POPULATION TRACKER 103 minutes ago: The Borderlands of The Handsome Family departed this region for Wysteria 105 minutes ago: The Borderlands of The Handsome Family arrived from North Carolina. 4 hours ago: The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna removed The Kingdom of Hatesmanville from the regional ban list. 5 hours ago: The WoW Burning Crusaders of Repaxan departed this region for The North Pacific 5 hours ago: The WoW Burning Crusaders of Repaxan arrived from The Pacific. 6 hours ago: The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna ejected and banned The Kingdom of Hatesmanville from the region. 6 hours ago: The Kingdom of Hatesmanville departed this region for The Rejected Realms 6 hours ago: The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna ejected The Kingdom of Hatesmanville from the region. 6 hours ago: The Oppressed Peoples of Ricklandistan arrived from Wannaberandom wetpaint. 7 hours ago: The Htjoones forces of Pepper Ann departed this region for Wysteria NATION SPOTLIGHT I will be leaving a little tid bit about myself. I am Torchevon my NS is The Dominion of Torchevon. I live on the East Coast of the U.S.A. I work in manufacturing. I'm not to big on sports though I can quickly begin to follow most football and baseball games that I happen upon. I've only been on NS for maybe 2 months but I am glad that I chose this region as my home (thank you Rucket). UN ISSUES There are currently no issues before the UN, however, if any of our people have ideas for UN resolutions than please share with us in the UN resolutions page. JOKES True Stories Told on Insurance Forms 1. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. 2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 3. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it. 4. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. 5. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. 6. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. 7. The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. 8. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment. 9. I attempted to kill a fly, and I drove into a telephone pole. 10. I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. 11. I had been driving for forty years, when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. 12. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble and my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident. 13. As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. 14. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. 15. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. 16. An invisible car come out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished. 17. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull. 18. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. 19. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him. 20. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. 21. In indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. 22. I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray dogs. 23. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end. ![]() NEW ISSUE COMING SOON |
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| Torchevon | 1 Nov 2007, 04:31 Post #3 |
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Yet again I want to thank everybody for putting up with my version of the paper, I whipped it up at the last minute but I hope that it suffices to fill your craving for the news news news news. Where the fuck that echo come from :unsure: *puts the alcohol away*
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| Repaxan | 1 Nov 2007, 05:24 Post #4 |
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I saw the jokes section somewhere before, can't remember where though... It still cracks me up though. |
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| Torchevon | 1 Nov 2007, 05:26 Post #5 |
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Yeah it's on a couple joke sites that I visited. |
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| Ranholn | 1 Nov 2007, 06:40 Post #6 |
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![]() Add this user bar to tell your elected officials you want Mr. T day!! SUPPORT MR. T DAY!!! Death to all Monarchies and Nobilities. %mh%-32840%mh% | |
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| Numero Capitan | 1 Nov 2007, 14:51 Post #7 |
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thanks for putting it all together yourself! three cheers! good issue, love that insurance claim thing |
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| ballypete | 1 Nov 2007, 20:34 Post #8 |
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nice one
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| Astern | 1 Nov 2007, 21:35 Post #9 |
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it's... okay... |
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| Torchevon | 2 Nov 2007, 03:11 Post #10 |
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I tried my best nitty *bursts into tears and runs out of the room* Thanks for the kind words guys, i'll put together a better format for next time. Hopefully Rucket is back before then, it's kinda lonely in the office *starts to sob again* |
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| Astern | 2 Nov 2007, 05:41 Post #11 |
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Um... i meant it was.. eeerrrr GREAT! I'm sure you put a lot of effort in! |
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| Torchevon | 2 Nov 2007, 12:06 Post #12 |
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Ah it's alright nitty, remind me to buy you a drink in the bar. ![]() BTW I like your avatar. |
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Where the fuck that echo come from :unsure: *puts the alcohol away*



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