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| E!TrueInternetStory; The Story Of deat And BenJammin | |
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| Topic Started: May 15 2005, 04:57 PM (211 Views) | |
| E!TrueInternetStory | May 15 2005, 04:57 PM Post #1 |
 
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Hello and welcome to this exciting edition of E!TrueInternetStory. This time, we focus on two of the internet's most famous message board users, deat and BenJammin. The two were always known as infamous figures on the internet, but when they hooked up together back in 1956, they would soon become the biggest names on the internet. The two met on set of their debut movie, The Wizard of Oz, where they played trees, and instantly hit it off. The tabloids loved every single moment of it. Each week on the front of tabloids like the enquirer, the enquirer and the enquirer, there were pictures and stories of the two. Many Hollywood insiders predicted it would never last, but it did, and is still going strong today. It started out as true love, the two were inseperable. Many believe Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck didn't love each other at all, and were only trying to top the astonishing realationship they had. deat would constantly buy Ben flowers and diamond rings in a show of public affection. The two were often seen strolling down the sunset strip at night, hand in hand. Hollywood knew there was a lot of money to be made off of it, and NBC offered them a $12 000 000 contract to start their own television show. June 18 1943 marked the debut of the show 'deat and Ben's comedy and sketch hour which involves stuff which some may consider funny, no promises however'. After 3 episodes, the show was cancelled because people hated saying the long title, Ben and deat walked off with the money however. Just one week later CBS threw a deal their way they couldn't refuse. It was a show about two fellows, played by deat and Ben, where deat played a simple country boy and Ben played a tough hoodlum from the city. Both of them had to work in a restaurant together. The show was called 'Hoodlum and Country Boy' and was met with critical acclaim. The show ran for an impressive 7 seasons. Despite the shows success, deat had enough of the show and wanted to call it quits, for he felt the show was at its peak in popularity. CBS refused to cancel the show, so deat and Ben walked. CBS was outraged and took them to court. CBS tried to sue them for $5 000 000 000, but lost the suit quickly for reasons which still remain a mystery. After being together for 2 years, they decided to get married. They married in a secret ceremony in Alaska. They then divorced a short 13 hours later, because they felt like it. deat and Ben seemed to be truly in love, and the tabloids belived it, but after being together for a long 13 weeks, tension between the two grew strong. Ben started drinking and gambling, a dangerous combination, while deat became involved with playing baseball. Then one night, things went horribly wrong. Tune in next week, when E!TrueInternetStory goes further into the relationship of ben and deat. Copyright 17468. Anyone that replicates this in any way, shape or form will have their soul eaten. |
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| FrozenFire3737 | May 15 2005, 06:42 PM Post #2 |
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| E!TrueInternetStory | May 22 2005, 02:58 PM Post #3 |
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Welcome back viewers to another edition E!TrueInternetStory. We are in part two of our 15 part story about deat and BenJammin, the most nutorious, B.I.G.est folk ever to grace the internet. It was on November 16th, 1984 when Ben stumbled in, drunk, after an evening with the boys. He wasn't in his right state of mind, and he tripped over a chair. deat came out to see what was wrong after a thud. Seeing his drunk partner sprawled out on the floor with drool oozing out of his mouth, deat went to help Ben up. Ben was convinced it was a leprechaun coming to attack, and as deat reached his hand out, Ben bit deat's thumb off. deat knocked Ben out with a fire extinguisher and called for an ambulance. deat's thumb was re-attached. Ben apologized after coming to his senses yet deat would have none of it. A legal battle came about. deat tried to sue Ben for all he had. It was called the trial of the century, which eventually was re-enacted by E!, where O.J. Simpson played the role of Ben but instead he killed his lover. Ben was given a firm spanking for what he did and was ordered 40 hours of community service. After this, a bitter rivalry ensured. The two would take cheap pot shots at each other through the media, often resulting in hurt feelings from both sides. To get back at Ben, deat started seeing a man named Zack Pyle. Their relationship was short lived however, as Zack died of cancer on September 31st, 1956. It was a tragedy on deat's part, and he retreated from the public eye for years. All the while, BenJammin was signing some of the most popular bands of all time to his new record label "Ben's record label which includes an all-star line up with some of the most talented musicians of all time and only time will tell if they will stand the test of time but who knows the world could explode and no one would survive so they wouldnt really stand the test of time but they could, now I'm just rambling". Some of the artists included, Beethoven, Mottzart, The Beatles, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Guns And Roses, Van Halen, Buddy Holly and b4-4. He made a lot of money of his label, yet on the inside he longed for his lover. Tune in next week where we reveal some shocking "deatails" only E! could get their hands on. Untill then, courage. Dan Rather, CBS news. Copyright 24 A.D. by Jesus. |
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| E!TrueInternetStory | Jun 5 2005, 04:54 PM Post #4 |
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Greetings reader, welcome back to E!TrueInternetStory. Last week E! wasn't able to post their usual story on BenJammin and deat, as the tape was lost due to uncontrolable circumstances. The english version has been lost. Instead, we will air the French version instead. Enjoy. Bien, être honnête, ce qu'est arrivé ici est je suis juste utilisant un traducteur. Donc l'épisode ne sera rien mais juste un paquet de chose faite au hasard. Cependant, je fais comend vous, le lecteur, pour prenant en fait le temps pour traduire ceci. Il montre vous a un morceau d'intérêt dans cette idée entière que j'ai. A propos, si vous ne l'avez pas calculé hors, et ou vous êtes trop lent pour le calculer hors, je suis BenJammin, cette idée entière était le mien, je l'ai trouvé très drôle, comme a fait deat. Hystérique, non ? Je l'apprécie certainement. Ici est maintenant le tour pour faire ceci semble authentique, je dois ajouter deat et Benjammin de temps en temps, faire le semble en fait comme une poste authentique. Obtient comment il travaille ? Merveilleux. Donc si vous voyez juste deat ou Ben, le négligez quelque part, il est utilisé pour lancer des nigauds de. Quelqu'un outre moi a boycotté le nouveau film de guerre des étoiles ? J'ai été en laissé bas immensement par le dernier deux, donc je m'assieds ceci un hors, malgré toutes les bonnes choses je l'ai entendu parler de. Lucas n'obtient pas un autre $12 de moi. deat. Vous voyez, là-bas je vais avec le nom fait au hasard lance. Stupéfiant, simplement et uterly stupéfiant. BenJammin avait l'intention de faire en fait cette idée plus tard sur, mais je ne pourrais pas soigner moins. Je trouve cette idée d'être très drôle. A propos, la traduction ne peut pas sortir de même qu'il devrait, quand vous traduisez deat de retour. Négliger le deat là-bas, juste BenJammin lançant quelques gens d'encore. Oui, bien, le français a des règles nombreuses dans lui en venant à la grammaire, temps telle que de passe, l'avenir et ainsi de suite. Si à moins que vous savez le français... deat je ne sais pas où je vais avec ceci. BenJammin est le roi. deat est ma reine. Ou c'est l'autre façon environ ? Je pense que cette poste est allée sur un morceau trop long, bien que je ne peux pas dire puisque la boîte de traduction est plutôt petite. Donc deat si ceci l'un sort plus court que d'habitude. Me pardonner. BenJammin doit l'emballer en haut maintenant, je me référais dans la troisième personne qui chronomètre, ou l'alter ego, quoi que. Bien je dois être de. Merci pour prendre le temps pour traduire. Faites attention. |
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