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A Wildlife Christmas; Christmas Edition
Topic Started: Dec 21 2011, 10:17 PM (490 Views)
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As ANWA's leading organisation, we care about our members, providing the latest reports on the various wildlife threats around Australia. We wish all of ANWA a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! (Post your Christmas and New Year messages below!).

Unfortunately, in this Christmas period we have identified a whole new threat - like nothing seen before. With an estimated 9 Riendeer this guy is dangerous. Reports from out various informants have named the leader of this criminal organisation "Santa". While reports are sketchy, we do know that he mass produces items in boxes, though what is in these boxes is totally unknown. He is also reportedly holed up in the North Pole away from the prying eyes of the UN, and guarded by an army of heavily armed elves, a dangerous sub-species of human that was not know to exist until now. Just last friday, two agents were taken out trying to infiltrate the base; Even midgets don't work.

This has forced us to issue a code-blue scale warning. This is the most serious warning we have ever issued. At this level of warning, it is recommended that you arm yourselves and close all entrances to your house. Confirmed reports have stated that he commits over 6 billion cases of break and enter per year, meaning that he really means business. It is also rumoured that he eats milk and cookies at each house. To prevent you from becoming infected and catching a disease, it is recommended that you get vaccinated; this will protect you until New Year. By then you should be safe.

We have also issued shoot-to-kill orders to all armed civilians, and militaries around the world. All Coalition Forces have pulled out or their relevant Operations to combat this new threat. Even the US National Guard, and the Australian Army Reserve have been mobilised, watching the sky's every night, just waiting for Santa, his sleigh, and his Reindeer to enter their sights. Special forces and navies from all around the world have formed a blockade at the North Pole in the hope of preventing Santa from leaving. The SAS and Russian Spetnaz are making their way inland to Santa's hideout as we speak.

So just remember this christmas, this guy commits over 6 billion cases of break-and-enter per year, so he means business.


Remember this face - ITS THE FACE OF EVIL!

Arm yourselves and be ready - Santa Claus is coming to town!

Merry Christmas ANWA, and have a Happy New Year. Wishing you all a great 2012.

This year I'd like to especially thank Dloc for helping me get into exercise, which has totally changed my life. I am really grateful for the positive change it has brought. It has really changed my life. I cannot thankyou enough. Kance, I thank you also for your invaluable exercise advice.

Thanks to Ned, and sUB, my W@W and Black Ops Buddies! Ned, thanks for all the W@W bashes, and great laughs, and our frequent discussions and your input on what to do for my wildlife endevours. I really genuinly and honestly appreciate it. For your efforts in service of the Department of Dangerous Fauna Management we award you with the first ever Knighthood in ANWA! sUB, I'd also like to thankyou for your support and helping me get off the ground with the Department!

There are way too many people to thank! You all know who you are! Scope, Luminal, Suicide, Alpha, Kance, The list goes on........

cheers
dad2

Edited by [ANWA]dad2, Dec 22 2011, 03:24 PM.
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Thanks Dad2, I love reading about the world in your eyes! Merry Christmas to you too!
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[ANWA]dad2
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Thanks heaps Luminal! I would love to be writing books when I'm older, and its something I want and plan to do. I love giving people something to look forward to and have a good laugh at! I love how u say "I love reading about the world in your eyes!", it really warms my heart to hear that. :D

Did u end up being able to look at the Wildlife MP3's?

And.....

I have started work on the wildlife book. I can't reveal what it is, but it will be a short guide, the first of its series.

If u have a topic u want me to write creatively about PM, message me, or whatever. I'm taking requests! I'll be happy to do some creative writing for you guys!

cheers
dad2
Edited by [ANWA]dad2, Dec 22 2011, 12:05 AM.
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Nice Christmas message!!! :lol:
Merry Christmas Dad2 and everyone else in ANWA.
& a safe holidays too. :)
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Wow you have a very interesting imagination xD It was a great read ;)

Merry Christmas mate, and have a great New Year! I'll talk to you again next year when I get back from Lorne ;)
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Just out of curiousity do you take drugs? :P
Yes that is the face of evil
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No, I don't, but I have the awesome "ability" of what I call "bullshitting." This allows me to write whole articles and things off the top of my head and just meaninglessly ramble on. This works well when drafting assignments and seems to work well with the wildlife guides. Especially well as it suites the type of writing I do for it. I am always thinking.

Any requests for things you guys would like me to write about?

cheers
dad2
Edited by [ANWA]dad2, Dec 22 2011, 03:25 PM.
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Hmmm... something tells me that post was made up off of the top of your head and is complete bullshit...

Nah but it was a great read and I probably enjoy it more than the videos!

"Even midgets didn't work"
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That is 1 evil looking Santa, :bat: Don't stress mate I am ready!!!! :D

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!! G) G) G)
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I like how you named me as a blak ops buddy yet we have never managed to team up before.. Oh well someday!

Great read as usual. Merry Christmas to all!
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D: You mentioned Kance twice and me once? BUT I AM PART OF THE DDSSPA!
Seriously, great guide. I always look forward to your work.

I will have a think about what you should write about.
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I like it even better the second time I read it, let's start planning Santa prevention for next year as well. :rofl:
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