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CULTURAL DIFFERENCES EXPLAINED
Topic Started: Sep 11 2011, 03:29 PM (533 Views)
ANWA-LostBrink
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You got me there Ned! I won't make a whole new post since it fits here anyway!

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This one seems to be floating around the internet a lot and seemed alright:

Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging
through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed
the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated
that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the entire
ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!" The genie clapped his hands
with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the "hard
earned thirst" quencher.

The genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of
beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish it had been.
After a long... tension filled moment Johnno said....Nice going Davo!
Now we're gunna have to pissin the boat!!!

Source:http://www.autopia.org/forum/hot-tub/89358-two-aussies-boat-joke.html

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Ha Ha Ha, :rofl: Brink that is Gold mate, I should repost that on some overseas sites.
I think all my American & British friends would find that more than amusing. ;)


Ned, You are totally free to post the wilflife guides as well. I'm sure your overseas friends would love em' (Don't forget to tell them about the magpie's! ;) ). People from other countries must be educated about Australia. That is my goal! :P

I love the australian carefree attitude. B)

Americans - Live to work
Aussies - Work to Live

LOL. :clap:

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I have a 440ml Drinking Mug by Artique Designs Pty Ltd, personally printed with my Name on it.
It also say's on it "Est. Since Birth" & "Australia's Premium Drinker". G) :lol:

You can get them from www.artique.com.au. ;) :okay:

Honestly I should post all this overseas but i'm always here & never have the time. ;)
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Haha brink I like the stuff about the beer. The joke is just typical Aussies. :P

Dad2, you should write a Non-Fiction book of Australian Fauna Management. B) best seller in my eyes ;)
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That's what I'm currently working on sUB! Shall we have an ANWA launch party for the release? :crazy:

A few surprises will be in store, and maybe a dual commentary with Alpha!?!?! :wii)

PM me if you would like a copy! (so I can email it to you).

The masses will be educated! :oz:

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:rofl: The masses seek him here, there & everywhere don't they Dad2. ;)
So how long now have you been at war with the whole world on W@W ???
It's no wonder the masses are after you mate. ;) :P
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GOING OFF TOPIC AREN'T WE?.....TOO BAD, THIS IS IMPORTANT! HERE IS MY W@W STORY! HEAR ME!

Hmmm.....

Me and my dad have been at war with the W@W world for about a 1 1/2 years AKA about 80 days online time. We have killed about 250,000 - 300,000 people, and have made many enemies along the way.

I have seen so many people come and go and I know just about everything about the maps (repsawn points, where they will respawn depending on what's happening, kill zones, etc). I can even analyse the players and ussually tell what weapons I should be using depending on their play-style.

In the early days, all I did was melee and I took joy in people running away when they saw me closing in on them. Now I can use every weapon effectively.

You know your good when you don't even try and beat the whole lobby by heaps with an ariska! (No attachments!), while they are using MP40's.

Nowadays I just snipe, use my browning, or my favourite custom class, the "Raining Death" class. ;) (check the favourite custom classes in the W@W section).

cheers
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This new book of your could be very interesting :P

I don't read books at all but I night read that B)

I reckon we should get back on topic..haha ;) maybe we should make a dad2 general discussion? Most active forum on site it could be :blink:
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I liked the beer poster thingo magiga's :P What can we say all us Aussies like sinking a few froffies don't we all know that
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