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V 4.0 dad2's guide to Australian Fauna; A message from dad2; Department of Dangerous Fauna Management
Topic Started: Jul 10 2011, 11:00 PM (479 Views)
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V 4.0 dad2's guide to Australian Fauna

Vegimite - Boy, we didn't know what we had got our hands on here. After the incident at Walmart in 1994, a new 2.0 version of Vegimite was developed. Previously called iSnack 2.0 it carries that rating as a unspoken reminder of what temperature to keep it at - 2.0 Degrees Celcius. Make sure to store in the fridge. Don't want it going off. It'll blow the fridge through the roof. They also have the ability to eat you from the inside out. :blink: (Yes, Vegimite is living, it's a yeast I believe :P ).

Kangaroo - Good eating though very hard to catch. Many people are seriously injured each year trying to capture this beast. Can retract many appendages and regrow arms and legs if they are shot or cut off. Expect to take many injuries while capturing it. Like one bloke said "They sure know how to kick!"

Wombats - These guys are smart. Unbeknownst to many, they are a distant relative of the Koala and drop bear. Unfortunately, they have an adapted style, based off the drop bear. To get to their human prey, they climb up trees and pipes and jump on the roof of a house, and then through sheer weight of numbers they cave in the roof and kill the prey inside.

Bilby - Though endangered, these are ferocious animals. There is no current solid info on them. Only the odd, vicious and sparodic attack every few times a year.

Platypus - Look twice next time you go to the swimming pool. These guys are hardcore. Current toll for the year is 2556. These guys are desinged to kill. The picture explains it all.

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Stay safe this Spring guys.

cheers
dad2
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Edited by [ANWA]dad2, Jul 10 2011, 11:01 PM.
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Haha iblove it dad2.
My favourite part is about the "yeast" that is vegemite.
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See I told you it'd be a hit.


You could say something about Tasmania drifting away from us because of vegimite.

Lol, I'd like to join your department of work.
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Ha Ha Ha what a laugh, but seriously watch out for those Platypuses they are dangerous.
:rofl: Before I found out they had dangerous spurs I use to swim with them in the creeks.
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Hahahaha, that is classic. I love your Guides. These are so funny. I love them! You should write a book!
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thats another cool guide dad2 hahaha, i love whenever you mention drop bears :P
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Great guide Dad2, our wild life in Australia can be pretty dangerous. :lol:
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:rofl: I do declare that Australian wild life is just a little crazy.
I am sure it has a lot to do with how much time we are out in the sun. :rofl:
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