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V 3.0 Dad2's Essential Guide to Australian Wildlife; The next instalment
Topic Started: Jul 7 2011, 10:24 PM (1,002 Views)
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V 3.0 Dad2's Essential Guide to Australian Wildlife

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This is an urgent warning by the Department of Dangerous Fauna Management.

1. Rabbits, they're everywhere. Gotta be careful around these buggers, they'll tear your arm off. The only defence against them is spraying yourself with eucalyptus oil. Be warned, this is very, very, very, hard to get, as we all know what Australian marsupial lives up there. ;)

Here is one example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

2. Bogans - Once human, these animals have spread everywhere. Be warned, they may be armed to the teeth. Best to keep in your car with the windows closed. Be warned, this is no defence against the dreaded mooning attack.

3. Drop bears - Since it is that time of year again, we have to be extra careful of the drop bear and its babies. Make sure everyone you know has a copy of this poster. It is adamant to keeping them safe this Spring.

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4. As always make sure not to wear any dioderant. This'll keep them away.

5. Make sure you always have a blunt instrument or weapon in arms reach. It's a must have for Spring (Avaliable in a wide range of colours to suit the artistic B) ).

6. Make sure to get your drop bear t-shirt for Spring. Only a limited run, so get in quick! :crazy:

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7. The kangaroo's are now hibernating. They pose no danger until December. make sure to identify their hibernation area's, so you are able to protect you and your family.

Lastly, I will leave you with these words.

Look up. Stay alive.

cheers
dad2
Edited by [ANWA]dad2, Jul 10 2011, 08:51 PM.
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:rofl: That has got to be the best Drop Bear picture I have ever seen. :lol:

& The Title for the next Aussie made B grade Horror Movie is....
"Vampireistic Drop Bears from Hell" :rofl:

I seen a movie from New Zealand that had killer sheep in it once. :rofl:
It may have been called "Black Sheep" but I'm not sure now.

:lol:
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rofl - drops bears remind me of battlefield somewhat :P
very good dad2
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:rofl: That has got to be the best Drop Bear picture I have ever seen. :lol:

& The Title for the next Aussie made B grade Horror Movie is....
"Vampireistic Drop Bears from Hell" :rofl:

I seen a movie from New Zealand that had killer sheep in it once. :rofl:
It may have been called "Black Sheep" but I'm not sure now.

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yeah I have seen that movie and yeah its called Black Sheep
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I have a cold right now, so I am feeling down. But this poster allowed me to be more positive! At least I am not under attack by a drop bear!
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haha i love it Dad2. and i agree with everyone else, that dropbear picture is simply amazing ;)

We need a V 5.0 now :D
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I have just shown this to my daughter, she didn't like it very much.
Then I asked her if she wanted to go to the park, she said no.
This is a great deterrent I am impressed. :lol:
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I'm not sure how to take it. I think that was a compliment!

Lookout world, dad2 safety officer is coming to an IP adress near you!

Glad that I could help...um......keep your daughter keep safe. That park might of had kangaroo's hibernating in there or worse yet, wombats. It would of all been over if you encountered one of those beasts. ;)

Was that a hint to the next installement?!?!? :huh:

Stay tuned! :clap:

cheers
dad2
Edited by [ANWA]dad2, Jul 10 2011, 09:19 PM.
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LOL,

The Bogans! You should talk about football and if its lost the Victorians go on mass massacres.

Also have you talked about Vegimite?
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