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| Deleted User | Apr 14 2011, 12:36 AM Post #1 |
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Post here your injuries, worst, most embarrassing, whatever! I have broken my nose and arm by running into a wall during a game of indoor soccer. I have broken my hand from punching a fence. I have broken my arm from being drunk. last but not least - i have broken my collar bone after a table tennis table fell on my when i was 14, hahahahah |
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| Deleted User | Apr 14 2011, 01:47 AM Post #2 |
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Hmmm... my worst injuries would be: Strained my achillies last year so badly that it almost tore (I'm lucky to still be able to play soccer lol) Fell off the monkey bars in grade 2 and snapped my left wrist and broke a piece of my left elbow off (elbow injury only healed 2 years ago because it would keep moving out of place) Split my head open when I was 5 while on the swing. Good thing is that my dad is so guilty about it (he was supposed to be watching me while mum was at the shops) that I get away with soooo much shit ![]() My most embarrasing injuries: Was mucking around at half time during the Grand Final for school soccer, and I was keeping. My friend took a shot while I wasn't looking, it hit the upright (the side post) and BANG, right into my head. Everyone laughed (yes even the other team) and I couldn't goalkeep the second half because I got pretty bad concussion Almost snapped my right wrist 2 years ago when I went to punch the ball away when they got a corner because an idiot decided to charge at the ball to header it so I accidentally punched him in the face and because he was sprinting so fast, my wrist nearly imploded Who would have guessed that most of my injuries were soccer related haha |
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| [ANWA]dad2 | Apr 14 2011, 07:57 AM Post #3 |
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hmmmmm....... Was running around in the house when i was younger, slipped, fell foward and smashed my right eyebrow on a woodenchair. It was an open wound apparently and I had to go to hospital straight away to get stitches. Was trying to catch a footie and it missed and went straight through my grip, but it was too late. 6 fingers smashed into eachother. Probably sprained my middle fingers and jarred my other index and ring fingers (of both hands) really badly. When I got home, I could not most of my fingers at all really and they swollen as hell. cheers dad2 |
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| ANWA-Alpha | Apr 14 2011, 08:48 AM Post #4 |
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Lol well I have a few haha. When I was four I think? I ran into a corner of a square poll and my head was bleeding furiously and now have a scar. Or I riding my bike down a steep slope when I was like 7 and scratched the side of my face. Or the fact that I would always roll my ankle because of the extra bone which was there. But no longer ![]() Or the most recent was rollerskating and falling backwards and cracking a bone in my right wrist and missing out on splash day at school and having graduation in a plaster. But at the rollerskating I was with all the ladies.... Real smooth...... I donno I've broken my left arm twice and right once so I've had a few things... OH! I forgot one. When I was like 8-9 I was doing a minoir motorbike race and staked it and my mate ran over my back. Left the wheels imprinted on my back Edited by ANWA-Alpha, Apr 14 2011, 08:57 AM.
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| ANWA - x J a c K o | Apr 14 2011, 09:29 AM Post #5 |
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Well lets see: Strained all of ligaments in my ankle (almost broken) while on my scooter at the skatepark. Put a hole in my leg at iceskating and got three stitches Broke my middle finger while playing footy |
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| ANWA-R-M-B | Apr 14 2011, 11:49 AM Post #6 |
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Well just before I went to the United States for a month I did my Achilles. The once I was in San Francisco and I thought it was recovered I went to the gym and went on the treadmill and did my Achilles again and was hopping round everywhere. In year 7 we were playing capture the flag and I had the flag and I got tackled but 5 people into a brick wall and that was the first I ever had concussion, then after recovering from concussion went back to school my mate tried to do a 6-1-9 around a pole but instead flew into my head when I was sitting. Also my and my mate who is pretty were doing stupid shit on trampolines I was holding long ways while he climbed it and I slipped and the trampoline came down with him on it and land on my foot which fractured it. |
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| Deleted User | Apr 14 2011, 11:49 AM Post #7 |
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ouch these are pretty bad haha, forgot to mention that when i was a kid i fell off my bunk bed, and hit the fan (the standing ones) not the blade but the blade cover, which apparently was worse off than if i hit the blade, and i split my head open and have a ditch in my head permanently ![]() this wasnt an accident obviously but when i was 12 i had 8 teeth out, including my 4 wisdoms. now going to the dentist is a hassle because none believe that i got them out so young, so it takes ages and they call the doctor who did it to confirm. |
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| ANWA-R-M-B | Apr 14 2011, 12:47 PM Post #8 |
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hahahaha I was like WTF!!! when you said fan (cause I was thinking of one of the ceiling fans) but then I read on but still pretty bad. When I was little my and my brother use to jump off our bunk bed onto a couch so my sister gave it a shot and tripped on the bunk bed bars and landed on me and my brother little toy cars that were all over the place |
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| [ANWA]dad2 | Apr 14 2011, 03:46 PM Post #9 |
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oh, I thought of some other ones. I was skateboarding down my street (Im a noob at it). I had just gotten some level of confidence at it. So im rolling down a slope near the end of my street. I lost balance and then tripped backwards. Last thing I saw before I hit the gorund was the skateboard going under a parked car and across the street. I ended up getting a massive bruise on my hip. Also, walking around at school and my friends are pegging a handball around (those bouncy ones) and I just finish walking down the stairs, when the ball hits me in the side of the head (right next to my right eye). I lost vision for about 10 seconds and almost lost my balance. When I was lttile I gashed my arm open on a cement garden bed edge. Since it has healed up, resulting in me having two moles as one (right next to eachother). I almost took my eye out on a sharp TV antenna. Skinned/grazed both knees in a basketball game. cheers dad2 Edited by [ANWA]dad2, Apr 14 2011, 03:46 PM.
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| ANWA-Dloc | Apr 15 2011, 09:17 AM Post #10 |
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I had apendicitis which was misdiagnosed whilst I was out field (when I was in the Army). This got worse for 6 weeks which led to me getting an infection in my guts and losing a portion of my intestines which were rotting. The whole time I was told I was faking it. Good times. More recently I broke 3 bones (finger, rib and Sternum) playing rugby last year and didnt know for 3 games (I knew about my finger it was bent over 90 degrees in the wrong direction....). |
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| Deleted User | Apr 15 2011, 11:00 AM Post #11 |
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I was in a car accident when I was 17, I had both my Knee Caps crushed, and my Left Eye popped out of my head a little bit after the window glass cut the top of my eye lid, I could not walk for 3 weeks and I still suffer from extreme headaches in hot weather. My Sister copped it worse than me though, extensive head injuries, and she was in a Coma for 10 months. That is 1 Labor Day Holiday I will never forget. |
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| ANWA - x J a c K o | Apr 15 2011, 03:35 PM Post #12 |
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Thought of one more. At the skatepark I went straight over the handle bars and concussed myself, and I grazed my forehead at the same time
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| ANWA-Dloc | Apr 15 2011, 04:25 PM Post #13 |
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Well Ned that certainly takes the cake - so it looks like you were never going to be a "leg model" then? |
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| ANWA-Freed | Apr 15 2011, 04:48 PM Post #14 |
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So much has happened to everyone else and it all sounds so painful, i never had an injury in my life except for pulling my shoulder muscle once.
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| Deleted User | Apr 17 2011, 08:37 PM Post #15 |
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I don't think that was ever a profession for me anyway Dloc. ![]() 1 of my mates fell off his push bike 1 year and ripped 1 of his testicles off, 3 months after that he ripped the other 1 off when he fell off a ladder.
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I don't think that was ever a profession for me anyway Dloc.
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