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Only In Australia !; what do you think ?
Topic Started: Dec 9 2010, 09:38 PM (204 Views)
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ONLY in AUSTRALIA

Do you sometimes wonder why we are all proud to be Australian citizens ?

Only in Australia...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia... is "you awake" the standard concept of foreplay.

Only in Australia...do super-markets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol's ect, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke

Only in Australia...do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter.

Only in Australia...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.

Only in Australia...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly) in Latin meaning "many" and "Tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures".

Only in Australia...do we live by the saying "you're never too pissed if you can still find the floor".

Stand Proud Aussie's :oz:
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I hope you all enjoy this as much as I enjoyed putting it up here ;)
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AND ONLY in Australia have 8 people been fatally wounded due to watering there christmas tree whilst the fairy lights are on...

And 3 aussies die each year by testing a 9v battery on there tongue.

Thought I should just add a few more NEd XD. They are really funny hopefully we can see some more of there sort of things.
Australia is certainly one bogan nation, but you gotta luv it.
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Only in Australia can you pay more than 100 US Dollars for a video game.
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Lol. So true.
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Only in Australia... are we still waiting for an 18 + rating on games ;)
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hahahahha these are actually really good! XD
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THE 100!


Things you can only do in Australia!!!
001 Tallest ocean stack
002 40,000-yr-old health treatment
003 Oldest on root vines
004 Largest surfboard
005 Deadliest spider
006 Land Marlin from the rocks
007 Camp by a billabong
008 Largest driveable war memorial
009 Largest public VC collection
010 Longest straight stretch of rail
011 Endangered Corroboree Frog
012 Beaconsfield greatest escape
013 Surf a sacred wave
014 Our unique boab tree
015 Go to war with the toads
016 Most venomous snake
017 Highest steel arch bridge
018 World’s first feature film
019 Most ’roos under one roof
020 Gliding Morning Glory
021 Sail the James Craig
022 Dive with Dwarf Minke whales
023 Largest salt lake
024 Stromatolites at Shark Bay
025 Where Skylab crash landed
026 Ancient Wollemi Pines
027 Bundy Rum Rebellion
028 Largest straw stalactite
029 Most wild camels
030 World’s only blue-eyed koala
031 Unique heritage-listed honey
032 Rock’n’roll with a Northern Quoll
033 Keep pace with an emu
034 Play on the musical fence
035 Longest golf course
036 Largest barometer
037 Race world’s heaviest roaches
038 Smallest cathedral
039 Biggest coffee machine
040 Surf Wave Rock
041 Australia’s unique mimic
042 Coober Pedy spaceship
043 Worship gods of the beach
044 World’s longest heatwave
045 Black opal fossils
046 World’s biggest burrower
047 Highest residential view
048 World’s biggest geoglyph
049 Stare at the biggest boobies
050 The Great Artesian Basin 051 World’s longest stock route
052 Walk all over your leaders
053 Reef meets Rainforest
054 World’s only numerical town
055 Biggest gathering of Utes
056 Our new national bird?
057 World’s fastest boat
058 Largest piece of lime
059 Roam among the Big Things
060 Largest gum forest on the Murray
061 Unique whale museum
062 Royal Flying Doctor Service
063 Make a Mad Max pit stop
064 Largest wooden structure
065 Great Wall of Tasmania
066 Unique dinosaur stampede
067 Highest density of anemones
068 Oldest materials on Earth
069 Largest ever arts movement
070 Play possum with a Leadbeater
071 Biggest inner-city park
072 Crown the Jacaranda Queen
073 Tallest flowering plant
074 Search for the Mahogany Ship
075 Longest postal run
076 Sleep in a wartime bunker
077 Largest ever gold nugget
078 Unique Fraser Island
079 Flatback turtle birth
080 Jack and Jillaroo school
081 Fish where no-one has before
082 Southern meets Indian Ocean
083 Rare pink diamonds
084 World’s largest reptile
085 Two in the air for ANZACS
086 Most stubby holders ever
087 Midwinter Dinner in Antarctica
088 Drive around an entire continent
089 Stay the night with a Woylie
090 Longest trekking route
091 World’s largest classroom
092 Giant Gippsland Earthworms
093 Darling Harbour swing bridge
094 Sleep on the Great Barrier Reef
095 Peer into the past at Riversleigh
096 Most poisonous mammal
097 Our own blue-ringed octopus
098 Laugh along with kookaburras
099 Heart and soul of Aussie cricket
100 World’s only white whale


from
http://www.australiantraveller.com/component/content/article/3296

cheers
dad2
Edited by [ANWA]dad2, Dec 26 2010, 10:51 PM.
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LOL dad2 yeah that list is funny as mate anyone got anything else keep adding these are getting better :lol: :clap:
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Only in Australia is half the country out of water and the other half is under water
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LOL that one was funny Suicide ;) Only in Australia...Can you buy BOps but not the headset on Wii in shops.
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Only in Australia do Australians find bad things about Australia to say :D
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ANWA-Suicide
Jan 15 2011, 05:33 AM
Only in Australia do Australians find bad things about Australia to say :D


LOL You know I totaly agree with this dont you Suicide thats what makes us Australian ;)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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