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Something To Make You Laugh; Very Funny
Topic Started: Dec 7 2010, 11:43 PM (160 Views)
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How To Bathe Your Cat!

1.Thoughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of you body to close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises coming from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The Dog.

I would advise not to do this to your cat as my dog is nuts!
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:rofl:
I have a kitten named "Barney" who has never been washed though I have been scheming up ways on how to change this. Your post would pretty much sum up what I'd do if I had chosen the toilet as the location.
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:bat: :bat: :bat: :bat: I am so calling the RSPCA on your asses, this is as close as you can get to torturing an animal

I love it :crazy:
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ANWA-IlluSion
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Hahaha I think I have seen this before and it always makes me laugh.
The part that makes this just gold is,''Sincerely the Dog''. XD
Edited by ANWA-IlluSion, Dec 8 2010, 07:05 AM.
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haha cats are a pain in the ass if you want them to do anything you want -_-

my dog is smarter than my sister though.

its a german shepherd and does a shit load of stuff.

it can dive down to the bottom of my 2m deep pool, get a sunken ball and come back
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Ive got some more like this I shall post more soon :crazy:
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ANWA~CALDOGZ
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I didnt find it that funny
El dildo (insert accent) is funnier :P
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Today my cat destroyed my christmas tree it cost $250 2 years ago it had built in fiber optic lights and fairy lights all over it.....this is now looking like an option :@ :rofl:
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Yeah my cat has been attacking the christmas tree too. Everyday I will come home and find a tree decoration somewhere around the house.
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LOL im glad im not the only 1 with a mad cat ive just turfed the xmas tree outside its in like 50 pieces now she totaly tore it to bits yesterday while we were out at the grand parents :crazy:
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