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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 28 2010, 07:51 PM (557 Views) | |
| ANWA-BroM | Jul 28 2010, 07:51 PM Post #1 |
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Just thought I'd make everybody aware of the commandments of the internet. 1. Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop-up ads or spam. 2. Thou shalt not post thy email address, phone number, address or social security number to the internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's. 3. Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday. 4. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates. 5. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing a firewall. 6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number. 7. Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar. 8. Thou shalt not reply to the email from the Nigerian banker. 9. Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family. 10. Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy children's names. 11. Thou shalt not spam. 12. Thou shalt not make crude references to mothers and their sexual decency. You can add more if you like. I just thought I'll make a list to get started. |
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| Deleted User | Jul 28 2010, 09:02 PM Post #2 |
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these made me laugh nice one brom thou shalt post thy funny shit on the net |
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| Deleted User | Jul 29 2010, 11:27 PM Post #3 |
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haha , this is a smart thread to make. Maybe thou shalt not take internet as life? I'm terrible lol. How bout, Thou shall understand and be aware that Chuck Norris is god of the inernet. Lets get some more coming haha |
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| ANWA-BroM | Jul 31 2010, 10:35 PM Post #4 |
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haha. wow this post turned out better than expected.
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2010, 02:35 PM Post #5 |
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Though shalt remember google is for pornography and pornography only! |
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| ANWA-BroM | Aug 1 2010, 09:19 PM Post #6 |
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That reminds me of an Avenue Q song I once heard... it was titles, "the internte is for PORN" .... it was an adverage play.. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 1 2010, 10:20 PM Post #7 |
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thou shalt never post Rick Atsley anywhere but in hell |
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| ANWA-J-MAC | Aug 1 2010, 11:50 PM Post #8 |
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LOL rick astley the amount of times ive been bloody rick rolled is ridiculous |
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| ANWA-BroM | Aug 2 2010, 09:57 PM Post #9 |
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Thou Shalt not "ScopeRoll" >.> Luckly I was never prey to the ScopeRoll ^^ |
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| Deleted User | Aug 3 2010, 04:35 PM Post #10 |
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everyone in ANWA and awr was ........ stupid head names scope |
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| ANWA-BroM | Aug 4 2010, 07:50 PM Post #11 |
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Thou Shalt not STAB IN THE BACK!!! Oh yes. There is a story behind that. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 5 2010, 09:28 PM Post #12 |
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Thoug shall not download anything if though have only 12 or less gigabites per month |
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| Deleted User | Sep 25 2011, 05:21 PM Post #13 |
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Ha Ha what a funny old topic this is, I like this Brom!!!!!!!! Thou shall not download anything to do with Bieber... ![]() Thou shall not let my kids play my FB games... (my 10 year old bankrupt me on 1 game.) ![]() |
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| ANWA-$ama$ | Oct 4 2011, 03:18 PM Post #14 |
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Ha Ha Ha Brom!!! We should live by these rules!!!
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| Deleted User | Oct 19 2011, 12:58 AM Post #15 |
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Yeah I want this topic back haha, Let's get some more coming. Thou shalt not lie over the internet about height, weight, age nor physical ability for any reason. Thou shalt not feed trolls or take any bait whilst on the internet. |
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