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Best Chuck Norris Jokes; what are the best you've heard?
Topic Started: May 17 2010, 08:10 PM (1,614 Views)
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chuck norris gave birth to the metric system while making steven hawkings a paraplegic
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Don't you make fun of Steve :mellow:
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LOL
as if that one isnt funny
you make a better one up then smarty pants
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That one is quite funny green thx for sharing. :clap:
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chuck norris is so bad he went to the virgen islands and when he came back it was called the islands
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Chuck Norris can kill imaginary friends.

Chuck norris can set ants on fire...at night.

A bulletproof jacket wears chuck norris for protection.

Chuck Norris can kill you with a cordless phone.

And finally Chuck Norris use to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following him to close.Now it stands 3 feet behind him :clap:
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comeon guys think of more...the shittest one ever is...

when someone says the last one there is a rotten egg...chuck norris never gets the egg..

I pissed myself laughing at that because its so shit
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I thought it was time for more Mr Norris facts!

The new Saw movie has Chuck Norris as a trap. No one survives!

Chuck Norris won the Indy 500 on foot. It was not allowed in the rules but Chuck still walked away with the trophy.

All things come to an end except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick!

The US government is afraid that Iran has a blue print to build a Chuck Norris.
ANWA*LUMINAL - "I speak my mind..sometimes you may not like what my mind has to say!"
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in the standard living room there are 2345 different objects and ways chuck norris can kill you (including the room it self)

if u have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars he has more money then you

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. TO bad chuck norris never cries
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Who loves the facebook app, Daily Chuck Norris Facts =D, I get my daily does of chuck norris jokes everyday
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A computer once beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.
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LOL like my 3?
When the bomb on Hiroshima was dropped, thats when Chuck Norris was born

When Chuck Norris plays COD HE IS THE KILLSTREAK

Chuck Norris won the staring competition against himself in a mirror
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