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| Best Chuck Norris Jokes; what are the best you've heard? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 17 2010, 08:10 PM (1,614 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Jun 10 2010, 06:22 PM Post #16 |
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chuck norris gave birth to the metric system while making steven hawkings a paraplegic |
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| Deleted User | Jun 10 2010, 11:40 PM Post #17 |
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Don't you make fun of Steve :mellow: |
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| Deleted User | Jun 12 2010, 06:17 PM Post #18 |
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LOL as if that one isnt funny you make a better one up then smarty pants |
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| XxInFlicTxX | Jun 13 2010, 01:25 PM Post #19 |
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That one is quite funny green thx for sharing.
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| ANWA~~BeautifulMuffin | Jul 10 2010, 07:22 AM Post #20 |
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chuck norris is so bad he went to the virgen islands and when he came back it was called the islands |
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| Deleted User | Aug 7 2010, 04:54 PM Post #21 |
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Chuck Norris can kill imaginary friends. Chuck norris can set ants on fire...at night. A bulletproof jacket wears chuck norris for protection. Chuck Norris can kill you with a cordless phone. And finally Chuck Norris use to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following him to close.Now it stands 3 feet behind him
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| Deleted User | Oct 11 2010, 05:46 PM Post #22 |
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comeon guys think of more...the shittest one ever is... when someone says the last one there is a rotten egg...chuck norris never gets the egg.. I pissed myself laughing at that because its so shit |
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| Luminal | Dec 11 2010, 07:57 PM Post #23 |
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I thought it was time for more Mr Norris facts! The new Saw movie has Chuck Norris as a trap. No one survives! Chuck Norris won the Indy 500 on foot. It was not allowed in the rules but Chuck still walked away with the trophy. All things come to an end except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick! The US government is afraid that Iran has a blue print to build a Chuck Norris. |
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| Deleted User | Dec 11 2010, 09:20 PM Post #24 |
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in the standard living room there are 2345 different objects and ways chuck norris can kill you (including the room it self) if u have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars he has more money then you chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. TO bad chuck norris never cries |
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| ANWA-IlluSion | Dec 11 2010, 10:51 PM Post #25 |
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Who loves the facebook app, Daily Chuck Norris Facts =D, I get my daily does of chuck norris jokes everyday |
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| ANWA~CALDOGZ | Dec 12 2010, 04:21 AM Post #26 |
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LOL like my 3? When the bomb on Hiroshima was dropped, thats when Chuck Norris was born When Chuck Norris plays COD HE IS THE KILLSTREAK Chuck Norris won the staring competition against himself in a mirror |
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