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Best Chuck Norris Jokes; what are the best you've heard?
Topic Started: May 17 2010, 08:10 PM (1,615 Views)
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Everyone seems to love chuck norris jokes so i mite as well make a topic.... if there's already one and ive missed it sorry :P

best ive heard:
chuck norris doesn't have sex...sex has chuck norris
every night the boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris
chuck norris jizzed on a truck. that truck is now known as optimus prime
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on chuck norrises bday he selects 1 lucky child and throws them into the sun

a metorite didnt kill the dinosaurs chuck norris did

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Chuck Norris farted the big bang
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They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldnt take shit from anyone!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Hungry Jack's and got one!

Chuck Norris frequently gives blood at the Red Cross, just not his own!
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theres no such thing as a giraffe chuck norris uppercutted a horse.

if u have 5 dollars and chuck noriss has 5 dollars he has more money then you

and finally chuck norris's tears can cure cancer to bad chuck norris never cries
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chuck norris counted to infinity


twice
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Chuck Norris got his diver's license at the age of 16. Seconds.

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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chuck norris doesnt get cancer, cancer gets chuck norris

chuck norris doesnt die, he turns into a supernova and destroys every man who doesnt know the words to Rick Roll
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some people wear super man pyjamas super man wears chuck norris pyjamas

chuck norris is the reason wally is hiding

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

chuck norris wona game of connect 4 in only 3 moves

chuck norris can touch MC hammer

chuck norris dosent need a watch .he decides what time it is

chuck norris played russian roulet with a fully loaded gun.and won

the original tilte of alien vs predator was alienand predatorvs chuck norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

in the standard living room theree are 1242 objects chuck norris can kill you with including the room itself

chuck norris has the worlds best poker face.He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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May 18 2010, 04:19 PM
chuck norris counted to infinity


twice

so...you mean like... twofinity?

sorry if somone has already said them but chuck norris doesnt need a watch, he decides what time it is.
anyone heard of a freak names michael jackson? - that was chuck norris' fault :)
looks that that chuck norris guy isnt so tough after all...hes a ginger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the earth down
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun!

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes!

God wanted to create the world in 7 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6!

Chuck Norris' Pee is sold as "Red Bull"

When Chuck Nriis wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken!
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When Chuck Norris fell in a lake, he didn't get wet, the water got Chuck Norris
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if you have 4 dollars and chuck norris has 4 dollars he has more

if chuck norris cant do cant find something, it never existed

chuck norris went on Englands got talen under the alias of Susan boyle...nuff said
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lol this is one I just made up on the spot... chuck norris gave bill gates a dolar to invest one day.... today is two weeks later.
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