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Quote of the day
Topic Started: Jul 17 2011, 06:10:08 PM (398 Views)
Snappy
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

This was just along the top and I thought how many of us feel like this at times lol

I have not felt remotely cool for a long time, thanks largely to the relentless efforts of my teenage son, whose goal in life is to make me feel 3,500 years old. We`ll be in the car, and he`ll say, `You wanna hear my new CD?` And I, flattered that he thinks his old man might like the same music he does, will say `Sure!` So he increases the sound-system volume setting from `4` to `Meteor Impact,` and he puts in a CD by a band with a name like `Pustule,` and the next thing I know gigantic nuclear bass notes have blown out all the car windows and activated both the driver- and passenger-side air bags, and I`m writhing on the floor, screaming for mercy with jets of blood spurting three feet from my ears. My son then ejects the CD, smiling contentedly, knowing he as purchased a winner. On those extremely rare occasions when I like one of his CDs, I imagine he destroys it with a blowtorch.
More quotes from Dave Barry
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Snappy
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

or how about this one....

You can have it all. You just can`t have it all at once.
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I saw that one quickly, but didnt get the chance to read it properly, so Thanks :thumbsup:

And yes it is a good one. I had Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard on the car radio the other day, my daughter needed to change the channel :lol:
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Can't say I've ever heard of Dave Barry.

It's a bit different in our house as I love trance and hard house music so at times my sons have to put up with my duff duff.

As most of us were in our youth they are mainly into contemporary rock but I'm winning one of them over.

Actually I'm pretty good to the family as I mainly listen to my music with earphones off an iPod.
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I did a page on Dave Barry last year, after I saw this one of his:

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I probably should never have been there anyway, and it served me right when the two alert police officers fired up their siren, pulled me over, and pointed out that my car’s registration had expired. I had not realized this, and as you can imagine I felt like quite the renegade outlaw as one of the officers painstakingly wrote out my ticket, standing well to the side of the road so as to avoid getting hit by the steady stream of passing unlicensed and uninsured motorists driving their stolen cars with their left hands so that their right hands would be free to keep their pit bulls from spilling their cocaine all over their machine guns. Not that I am bitter
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ABCDiamond
Jul 18 2011, 01:20:47 PM
I did a page on Dave Barry last year, after I saw this one of his:

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I probably should never have been there anyway, and it served me right when the two alert police officers fired up their siren, pulled me over, and pointed out that my car’s registration had expired. I had not realized this, and as you can imagine I felt like quite the renegade outlaw as one of the officers painstakingly wrote out my ticket, standing well to the side of the road so as to avoid getting hit by the steady stream of passing unlicensed and uninsured motorists driving their stolen cars with their left hands so that their right hands would be free to keep their pit bulls from spilling their cocaine all over their machine guns. Not that I am bitter
Clearly a man of some humour. :thumbsup:
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ABCDiamond
Jul 18 2011, 01:20:47 PM
I did a page on Dave Barry last year, after I saw this one of his:

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I probably should never have been there anyway, and it served me right when the two alert police officers fired up their siren, pulled me over, and pointed out that my car’s registration had expired. I had not realized this, and as you can imagine I felt like quite the renegade outlaw as one of the officers painstakingly wrote out my ticket, standing well to the side of the road so as to avoid getting hit by the steady stream of passing unlicensed and uninsured motorists driving their stolen cars with their left hands so that their right hands would be free to keep their pit bulls from spilling their cocaine all over their machine guns. Not that I am bitter
LOL that is brilliant and I love the humour :)
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''Don`t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn`t start a conversation if it didn`t change once in a while.''

how true is that!!


The quote thing always makes me laugh :yes:
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