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Snappy
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Jul 17 2011, 06:10:08 PM Post #1 |
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This was just along the top and I thought how many of us feel like this at times lol I have not felt remotely cool for a long time, thanks largely to the relentless efforts of my teenage son, whose goal in life is to make me feel 3,500 years old. We`ll be in the car, and he`ll say, `You wanna hear my new CD?` And I, flattered that he thinks his old man might like the same music he does, will say `Sure!` So he increases the sound-system volume setting from `4` to `Meteor Impact,` and he puts in a CD by a band with a name like `Pustule,` and the next thing I know gigantic nuclear bass notes have blown out all the car windows and activated both the driver- and passenger-side air bags, and I`m writhing on the floor, screaming for mercy with jets of blood spurting three feet from my ears. My son then ejects the CD, smiling contentedly, knowing he as purchased a winner. On those extremely rare occasions when I like one of his CDs, I imagine he destroys it with a blowtorch. More quotes from Dave Barry |
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Snappy
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Jul 17 2011, 06:19:20 PM Post #2 |
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or how about this one.... You can have it all. You just can`t have it all at once. More quotes from Oprah Winfrey |
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| ABCDiamond | Jul 18 2011, 12:46:03 PM Post #3 |
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I saw that one quickly, but didnt get the chance to read it properly, so Thanks :thumbsup: And yes it is a good one. I had Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard on the car radio the other day, my daughter needed to change the channel :lol: |
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Jul 18 2011, 01:04:58 PM Post #4 |
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Can't say I've ever heard of Dave Barry. It's a bit different in our house as I love trance and hard house music so at times my sons have to put up with my duff duff. As most of us were in our youth they are mainly into contemporary rock but I'm winning one of them over. Actually I'm pretty good to the family as I mainly listen to my music with earphones off an iPod. |
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| ABCDiamond | Jul 18 2011, 01:20:47 PM Post #5 |
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I did a page on Dave Barry last year, after I saw this one of his:
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Jul 18 2011, 01:23:19 PM Post #6 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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Clearly a man of some humour. :thumbsup: |
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Jul 18 2011, 01:29:01 PM Post #7 |
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LOL that is brilliant and I love the humour :) |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 19 2011, 06:59:34 AM Post #8 |
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''Don`t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn`t start a conversation if it didn`t change once in a while.'' how true is that!! The quote thing always makes me laugh :yes: |
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