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| Tweet Topic Started: May 5 2011, 08:00:49 PM (139 Views) | |
BIX
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May 5 2011, 08:00:49 PM Post #1 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.. He gives the young boy 3 dollar Coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.... The father realises the boy has swallowed all 3 coins and starts slapping him on the back.. The boy coughs up 2 of the coins but is still choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit, is sitting having a coffee and reading a newspaper. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter!!! After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the coins, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father, and walks back to her seat without saying a word. As soon as he is sure his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? " "No," the woman replied...."I'm with the ATO" |
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May 6 2011, 12:15:34 AM Post #2 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:lol: and oh so true ! |
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