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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 17 2011, 10:20:48 PM (578 Views) | |
| ABCDiamond | Jan 17 2011, 10:20:48 PM Post #1 |
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I sometimes think that God in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. |
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| Anne | Jan 17 2011, 10:38:09 PM Post #2 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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Yep. Good one. |
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BIX
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Jan 18 2011, 09:31:23 PM Post #3 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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That is a good one :thumb: Heard one a few days ago which I liked. "I can see your point, but I still think you are full of shite" :P |
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| ABCDiamond | Jan 18 2011, 09:55:34 PM Post #4 |
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Winston Churchill did a good one too... I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. |
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| ABCDiamond | Jan 20 2011, 08:19:00 AM Post #5 |
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and another: All the people throughout my life who were naysayers p##sed me off. But they`ve all given me a fervor; an angry ambition that cannot be stopped - and I look forward to finding a therapist and working on that. Tobey Maguire |
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Jan 21 2011, 07:49:11 AM Post #6 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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This one was up there earlier and made me laugh "I like to say that I`m bisexual...when I want sex, I buy it." Boy George |
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| Anne | Jan 21 2011, 10:09:30 AM Post #7 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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:lol: |
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Jan 21 2011, 11:21:43 AM Post #8 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce." |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jan 30 2011, 06:15:02 PM Post #9 |
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''What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.'' thats from a bloke called dave barry - is he an aussie comedian ?? |
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| ABCDiamond | Jan 30 2011, 10:49:13 PM Post #10 |
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Maybe an American one http://www.davebarry.com and a sledgehammer have something in common...
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| Tiredwithtwins | Feb 6 2011, 06:43:30 PM Post #11 |
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''I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you`re having a good idea but it`s just eggs hatching.'' :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| ABCDiamond | Jun 3 2011, 11:05:10 PM Post #12 |
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I saw this one today, and it made me think..... Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. |
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rjs
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Jun 4 2011, 08:25:23 PM Post #13 |
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Richly Joyful Sylph
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:lol: |
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