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A quote that I liked today...
Topic Started: Jan 17 2011, 10:20:48 PM (578 Views)
ABCDiamond
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I sometimes think that God in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
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Anne
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Wonderful Winsome Wench

Yep. Good one.
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BIX
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke

That is a good one :thumb:


Heard one a few days ago which I liked.

"I can see your point, but I still think you are full of shite" :P

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Winston Churchill did a good one too...

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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and another:

All the people throughout my life who were naysayers p##sed me off. But they`ve all given me a fervor; an angry ambition that cannot be stopped - and I look forward to finding a therapist and working on that. Tobey Maguire
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

This one was up there earlier and made me laugh

"I like to say that I`m bisexual...when I want sex, I buy it." Boy George
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Anne
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Wonderful Winsome Wench

:lol:
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"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
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''What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.''

thats from a bloke called dave barry - is he an aussie comedian ??
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Tiredwithtwins
Jan 30 2011, 06:15:02 PM
''What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.''

thats from a bloke called dave barry - is he an aussie comedian ??
Maybe an American one

http://www.davebarry.com and a sledgehammer have something in common...
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Dave Barry is a humor columnist.
Dave lives in Miami, Florida, with his wife, Michelle, a sportswriter. He has a son, Rob, and a daughter, Sophie, neither of whom thinks he's funny.

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''I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you`re having a good idea but it`s just eggs hatching.''

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I saw this one today, and it made me think.....

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Richly Joyful Sylph

:lol:
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