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Monday funny; Ashamed to say I laughed like a drain
Topic Started: Aug 24 2009, 09:03 PM (58 Views)
TopCat3	Aug 24 2009, 09:03 PM Post #1
Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful Posts: 3,131 Group: Diamond Member Member #52 Joined: September 6, 2005 Residency Status: Citizen, so help me ... Current Residence (State or County): Head in Australia, Heart in England	A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital... She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And he will now be your career!' The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought!'



Melibeam	Aug 24 2009, 09:34 PM Post #2
Most Exceptional Lady Posts: 4,352 Group: Diamond Member Member #35 Joined: September 5, 2005 Residency Status: Australian Citizen Current Residence (State or County): Queensland, Australia	Lol, love it :thumbsup:



moneypen20	Aug 24 2009, 09:56 PM Post #3
Bond's Beaut Bombshell Posts: 3,485 Group: Diamond Member Member #33 Joined: September 5, 2005	:lmao: That's brilliant :lol:



Anne	Aug 24 2009, 11:57 PM Post #4
Wonderful Winsome Wench Posts: 7,016 Group: Admin Member #53 Joined: September 6, 2005 Residency Status: Australian Citizen Current Residence (State or County): Wellard Village, WA	:rofl: :more:



Tiredwithtwins	Sep 6 2009, 06:23 PM Post #5
Admin Posts: 7,158 Group: Admin Member #98 Joined: September 7, 2005 Current Residence (State or County): UK ... lets hope not for too much longer	:lol: :lol: :lol:



rjs	Sep 7 2009, 12:16 PM Post #6
Richly Joyful Sylph Posts: 2,127 Group: Emerald Member Member #483 Joined: August 3, 2007	:lol: :lol:



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