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Telstra
Topic Started: Jun 4 2009, 07:40:47 PM (40 Views)
Anne
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Wonderful Winsome Wench

Mujibar
was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one.
Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The officer said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister Officer, I am ready.' The Officer said, 'Good, go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes; 'green, green, green, green………..green, green, and
I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.''

Mujibar
now works at Telstra. You've probably spoken to him.

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Melibeam
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Most Exceptional Lady

I think he has moved to Primus, as I am pretty sure I spoke to him last week :lol:
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Hevs
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Miraculous Mamma Mod

Noooo! Hes at Optus, I spoke to him today :whistle:
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catgirl
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty

BT and some bank company that keeps phoning me up - the guy just does not get the message even when I slam the phone down on him. They teach them well
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