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Daily random thoughts thread; I had one today!
Topic Started: Mar 27 2009, 07:55:43 PM (742 Views)
moneypen20
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Can we have some more replies to this thread please. I feel sick everytime I open it and it lands on Nicky's dog one :barf:
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moneypen20
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Oh look, I've done it :lmao:
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Hevs
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PMSL, I was thinking the exact same thing :lol:


Why is it we work our arses off on a property and live in a shite hole for years and finish it the day before we move out. I'm NOT doing it again :tantrum:
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Why do we always say; "I'm NOT doing it again", but then go and do it again later.....
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Anne
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Why do some farts rattle and some are silent?
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Anne4Terry
Apr 22 2009, 12:59:34 PM
Why do some farts rattle and some are silent?
And why do the ones you think are gonna be silent rattle :blushing: :whistle:
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Anne
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Hevs
Apr 22 2009, 01:50:01 PM
Anne4Terry
Apr 22 2009, 12:59:34 PM
Why do some farts rattle and some are silent?
And why do the ones you think are gonna be silent rattle :blushing: :whistle:
And why are some hot :arseburn:
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moneypen20
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And why do the silent ones tend to smell sooooooo much worse?
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rjs
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Why can you hold some in & not others?? :crazy:
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Holly had a random thought earlier, she asked me why nail polish goes hard on your nails but not in the bottle. I thought I was being very clever and answered her because it dries on your nails when its exposed to the air. But she replied, the bottle is almost empty so there is air in there too, but the nail polish does not get hard :crazy:
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ABCDiamond
Apr 22 2009, 09:09:54 AM
Snappy
Apr 17 2009, 11:02:04 PM
rjs
Apr 16 2009, 01:09:53 PM
Those adverts for cillit bang
Why when I read this post did I first read it as Clit Bang then instantly thought of Gillet adverts maybe wanting to clit bang the Gillet bang adverts :crazy:

Ooo too rude and crude for this time of day sorry :nosepicker:
I had to go to the opticians.... I thought I needed my eye sight checked...
Glad it wasn't just me then lol
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Why would you want to "shake a stick" at anything?
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Funny that this thread popped up today..
Why does the phone only ring when I nip in to the loo. Or should I say, why do they wait till I go in before ringing, and then why don't they ring back later !

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When really fat people who've lost loads of weight and have had their excess skin removed surgically, what happens if they pile all the weight back on again? Does the skin re-stretch to fit or does it tear?
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Anne4Terry
Jun 1 2009, 01:18:17 PM
When really fat people who've lost loads of weight and have had their excess skin removed surgically, what happens if they pile all the weight back on again? Does the skin re-stretch to fit or does it tear?
:crook: :lol:
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Anne
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I'm serious, it's something I've always wondered. :blink:
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Anne4Terry
Jun 2 2009, 07:13:40 PM
I'm serious, it's something I've always wondered. :blink:
Wouldnt it just stretch again. It may be a bit thin though, can you imagine the mess if they got seriously fat again....they would split!!
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What is the point of a slug....other than destroying my herb garden!!
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
Jun 2 2009, 08:42:54 PM
Anne4Terry
Jun 2 2009, 07:13:40 PM
I'm serious, it's something I've always wondered. :blink:
Wouldnt it just stretch again. It may be a bit thin though, can you imagine the mess if they got seriously fat again....they would split!!
This is something I have actually seen, they just get horrendous stretch marks and skin looks really thin and shiny - yuck!!!!
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Anne
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Why don't the Aussie tv schedulers just anounce the programmes as starting at 7.38, 8.38, 9.38 etc rather than saying they start at 7.30, 8.30, 9.30 and then just start them late every night :mad:
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