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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 27 2009, 07:55:43 PM (739 Views) | |
Nicky
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Apr 9 2009, 07:59:06 PM Post #61 |
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What goes on in my dog's stomach to change perfectly innocent food into such disgusting smells? |
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ohippy
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Apr 10 2009, 12:14:59 PM Post #62 |
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just how long can a cold last ?? It feels like I'm back at the beginning of one again .... when will it end !!! |
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moneypen20
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Apr 10 2009, 06:16:08 PM Post #63 |
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Why do I feel the need for a nanna nap every afternoon. I AM NOT OLD! |
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| Hevs | Apr 10 2009, 08:26:06 PM Post #64 |
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Why is MP in total denial ?? :no: :whistle: |
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moneypen20
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Apr 10 2009, 10:29:28 PM Post #65 |
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:upset: :upset: :upset: :upset: |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Apr 11 2009, 02:21:18 AM Post #66 |
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:lol: @ hevs & mp!!! :lol: |
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
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Apr 15 2009, 05:40:42 AM Post #67 |
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I blame the being up at 3am to feed a baby for this one, but I finally had a random thought. Here goes.... Where are all the wild cows? Surely not every cow on the planet is in a farm :confused: |
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catgirl
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Apr 15 2009, 06:54:38 AM Post #68 |
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they hide |
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Lynnj
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Apr 15 2009, 10:42:51 AM Post #69 |
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That is a fab random thought :thumbsup: |
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moneypen20
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Apr 15 2009, 05:04:38 PM Post #70 |
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I had a brilliant random thought earlier whilst driving back from the back end of Brisbane. Came on here to post it and it's gone completely. Maybe Hevs was right :omg: |
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rjs
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Apr 15 2009, 08:35:27 PM Post #71 |
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In India they sit on the beach & in the middle of the road,one chased me round a bus stop while locals stood around laughing ,that cow had a wild look in its eye :blushing: |
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| Anne | Apr 16 2009, 12:09:18 AM Post #72 |
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Why do the men in tv advertisements insist on shouting? |
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
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Apr 16 2009, 07:04:06 AM Post #73 |
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Because they are stuck in the 80s and think thats the way to advertise! Irritates me too. Its the same with crappy jingles....every ad has one...why?!?! |
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rjs
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Apr 16 2009, 01:09:53 PM Post #74 |
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Richly Joyful Sylph
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Those adverts for cillit bang (ooeer that doesnt look right)or bam or whatever its called .Always wonder if they talk in that shouty voice all the time. |
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moneypen20
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Apr 16 2009, 03:18:04 PM Post #75 |
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I hated that ad in the UK and was a bit peed off to get here and find the same ad with a different noisy moron shouting the same rubbish :crazy: Random thought 1: do men here have more penile disfunction than men in the UK? Random thought 2: why does Abs think, having had expensive knee surgery only last week, that I will let her go roller blading tomorrow evening? :blink: |
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
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Apr 16 2009, 06:37:26 PM Post #76 |
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Or the Safestyle Windows advert... You buy one, you get one free....I say, you buy one, you gey one free!!! Never knew wether to throw something at the tv or laugh hystericaly. Would be the last place I would go for windows though. |
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rjs
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Apr 16 2009, 10:49:22 PM Post #77 |
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There are a lot of Penile dysfunction adverts around :crazy: |
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moneypen20
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Apr 17 2009, 10:55:22 AM Post #78 |
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Why when you sleep at night you don't drool and dribble but if you have a 10 minute shut eye during the day, you do? Well I don't, obviously :rolleyes: but....... |
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| Hevs | Apr 17 2009, 02:13:58 PM Post #79 |
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Denial...AGAIN! |
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| Hevs | Apr 17 2009, 02:14:48 PM Post #80 |
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Why is that I work my arse off for an hour and a half, sit down on here and Flynn wakes up 5 mins later... Grr, catch'ya xxx |
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Snappy
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Apr 17 2009, 11:02:04 PM Post #81 |
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Why when I read this post did I first read it as Clit Bang then instantly thought of Gillet adverts maybe wanting to clit bang the Gillet bang adverts :crazy: Ooo too rude and crude for this time of day sorry :nosepicker: |
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ohippy
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Apr 18 2009, 10:38:11 AM Post #82 |
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I've always wondered what the difference is between a hurricane and a tornado. But not bothered enough about it to actually google it :crazy: |
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moneypen20
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Apr 18 2009, 05:16:38 PM Post #83 |
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I think (could be wrong, happens occasionally :wink: ) a hurricane is a massive wind that covers a wide area and a tornado is a smaller wind where weather conditions suck some of it down to the ground where it starts twisting and destroying stuff that way but actually only covers a relatively small area. Tornados can spring up from no where whilst hurricanes build up over time. Sounds good but whether it's right or not I have no idea :lol: |
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rjs
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Apr 19 2009, 07:57:59 PM Post #84 |
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Richly Joyful Sylph
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:crazy: |
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Lynnj
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Apr 20 2009, 10:25:46 PM Post #85 |
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Matt had one today....... why do Cows Moo? Dogs bark? Sheep Baa? |
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| Hevs | Apr 21 2009, 09:10:11 PM Post #86 |
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But what do Giraffes do? |
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Lynnj
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Apr 21 2009, 09:50:06 PM Post #87 |
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who knows..... their heads are too far away to hear what comes out of their mouths :wink: |
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| Anne | Apr 21 2009, 11:44:34 PM Post #88 |
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:lol: Very good Lynn :grin: |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Apr 22 2009, 03:31:21 AM Post #89 |
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have you seen the length of a giraffes' tongue!!?????? :blink: |
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| ABCDiamond | Apr 22 2009, 09:09:54 AM Post #90 |
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I had to go to the opticians.... I thought I needed my eye sight checked... |
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