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Daily random thoughts thread; I had one today!
Topic Started: Mar 27 2009, 07:55:43 PM (739 Views)
Nicky
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What goes on in my dog's stomach to change perfectly innocent food into such disgusting smells?
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ohippy
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just how long can a cold last ?? It feels like I'm back at the beginning of one again .... when will it end !!!
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moneypen20
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Why do I feel the need for a nanna nap every afternoon. I AM NOT OLD!
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Hevs
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Why is MP in total denial ?? :no: :whistle:
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Hevs
Apr 10 2009, 08:26:06 PM
Why is MP in total denial ?? :no: :whistle:
:upset: :upset: :upset: :upset:
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:lol: @ hevs & mp!!! :lol:
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
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I blame the being up at 3am to feed a baby for this one, but I finally had a random thought. Here goes....

Where are all the wild cows? Surely not every cow on the planet is in a farm :confused:
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they hide
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
Apr 15 2009, 05:40:42 AM
I blame the being up at 3am to feed a baby for this one, but I finally had a random thought. Here goes....

Where are all the wild cows? Surely not every cow on the planet is in a farm :confused:
That is a fab random thought :thumbsup:
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moneypen20
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I had a brilliant random thought earlier whilst driving back from the back end of Brisbane. Came on here to post it and it's gone completely. Maybe Hevs was right :omg:
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
Apr 15 2009, 05:40:42 AM
I blame the being up at 3am to feed a baby for this one, but I finally had a random thought. Here goes....

Where are all the wild cows? Surely not every cow on the planet is in a farm :confused:
In India they sit on the beach & in the middle of the road,one chased me round a bus stop while locals stood around laughing ,that cow had a wild look in its eye :blushing:
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Anne
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Why do the men in tv advertisements insist on shouting?
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Anne4Terry
Apr 16 2009, 12:09:18 AM
Why do the men in tv advertisements insist on shouting?
Because they are stuck in the 80s and think thats the way to advertise! Irritates me too. Its the same with crappy jingles....every ad has one...why?!?!
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Anne4Terry
Apr 16 2009, 12:09:18 AM
Why do the men in tv advertisements insist on shouting?
Those adverts for cillit bang (ooeer that doesnt look right)or bam or whatever its called .Always wonder if they talk in that shouty voice all the time.
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rjs
Apr 16 2009, 01:09:53 PM
Anne4Terry
Apr 16 2009, 12:09:18 AM
Why do the men in tv advertisements insist on shouting?
Those adverts for cillit bang (ooeer that doesnt look right)or bam or whatever its called .Always wonder if they talk in that shouty voice all the time.
I hated that ad in the UK and was a bit peed off to get here and find the same ad with a different noisy moron shouting the same rubbish :crazy:

Random thought 1: do men here have more penile disfunction than men in the UK?
Random thought 2: why does Abs think, having had expensive knee surgery only last week, that I will let her go roller blading tomorrow evening? :blink:
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Apr 16 2009, 01:09:53 PM
Anne4Terry
Apr 16 2009, 12:09:18 AM
Why do the men in tv advertisements insist on shouting?
Those adverts for cillit bang (ooeer that doesnt look right)or bam or whatever its called .Always wonder if they talk in that shouty voice all the time.
Or the Safestyle Windows advert... You buy one, you get one free....I say, you buy one, you gey one free!!!

Never knew wether to throw something at the tv or laugh hystericaly. Would be the last place I would go for windows though.
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moneypen20
Apr 16 2009, 03:18:04 PM
rjs
Apr 16 2009, 01:09:53 PM
Anne4Terry
Apr 16 2009, 12:09:18 AM
Why do the men in tv advertisements insist on shouting?
Those adverts for cillit bang (ooeer that doesnt look right)or bam or whatever its called .Always wonder if they talk in that shouty voice all the time.
I hated that ad in the UK and was a bit peed off to get here and find the same ad with a different noisy moron shouting the same rubbish :crazy:

Random thought 1: do men here have more penile disfunction than men in the UK?
Random thought 2: why does Abs think, having had expensive knee surgery only last week, that I will let her go roller blading tomorrow evening? :blink:
There are a lot of Penile dysfunction adverts around :crazy:
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Why when you sleep at night you don't drool and dribble but if you have a 10 minute shut eye during the day, you do? Well I don't, obviously :rolleyes: but.......
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moneypen20
Apr 17 2009, 10:55:22 AM
Why when you sleep at night you don't drool and dribble but if you have a 10 minute shut eye during the day, you do? Well I don't, obviously :rolleyes: but.......
Denial...AGAIN!
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Why is that I work my arse off for an hour and a half, sit down on here and Flynn wakes up 5 mins later... Grr, catch'ya xxx
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rjs
Apr 16 2009, 01:09:53 PM
Those adverts for cillit bang
Why when I read this post did I first read it as Clit Bang then instantly thought of Gillet adverts maybe wanting to clit bang the Gillet bang adverts :crazy:

Ooo too rude and crude for this time of day sorry :nosepicker:
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ohippy
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I've always wondered what the difference is between a hurricane and a tornado. But not bothered enough about it to actually google it :crazy:
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Apr 18 2009, 10:38:11 AM
I've always wondered what the difference is between a hurricane and a tornado. But not bothered enough about it to actually google it :crazy:
I think (could be wrong, happens occasionally :wink: ) a hurricane is a massive wind that covers a wide area and a tornado is a smaller wind where weather conditions suck some of it down to the ground where it starts twisting and destroying stuff that way but actually only covers a relatively small area. Tornados can spring up from no where whilst hurricanes build up over time.

Sounds good but whether it's right or not I have no idea :lol:
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Apr 17 2009, 11:02:04 PM
rjs
Apr 16 2009, 01:09:53 PM
Those adverts for cillit bang
Why when I read this post did I first read it as Clit Bang then instantly thought of Gillet adverts maybe wanting to clit bang the Gillet bang adverts :crazy:

Ooo too rude and crude for this time of day sorry :nosepicker:
:crazy:
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Matt had one today....... why do Cows Moo? Dogs bark? Sheep Baa?
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Lynnj
Apr 20 2009, 10:25:46 PM
Matt had one today....... why do Cows Moo? Dogs bark? Sheep Baa?
But what do Giraffes do?
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Apr 21 2009, 09:10:11 PM
Lynnj
Apr 20 2009, 10:25:46 PM
Matt had one today....... why do Cows Moo? Dogs bark? Sheep Baa?
But what do Giraffes do?
who knows..... their heads are too far away to hear what comes out of their mouths :wink:
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Anne
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:lol: Very good Lynn :grin:
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Lynnj
Apr 21 2009, 09:50:06 PM
Hevs
Apr 21 2009, 09:10:11 PM
Lynnj
Apr 20 2009, 10:25:46 PM
Matt had one today....... why do Cows Moo? Dogs bark? Sheep Baa?
But what do Giraffes do?
who knows..... their heads are too far away to hear what comes out of their mouths :wink:
have you seen the length of a giraffes' tongue!!?????? :blink:
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Apr 17 2009, 11:02:04 PM
rjs
Apr 16 2009, 01:09:53 PM
Those adverts for cillit bang
Why when I read this post did I first read it as Clit Bang then instantly thought of Gillet adverts maybe wanting to clit bang the Gillet bang adverts :crazy:

Ooo too rude and crude for this time of day sorry :nosepicker:
I had to go to the opticians.... I thought I needed my eye sight checked...
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