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How to wash a toilet
Topic Started: Nov 13 2008, 09:20:41 AM (138 Views)
ABCDiamond
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How to wash a toilet


This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1. Put both lids of the toilet up, and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.



6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.



8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.



9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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Sincerely,



The Dog


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Courageous Cuddly Kitty

funny
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:scared: :cat: :bolt:
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Richly Joyful Sylph

Wont let my neighbours see that after my dear little Spike peed all over their house :whistle:
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:giggle:
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I suppose I am lucky I didn't get lynched, with so many cat lovers on here :whistle:
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consider yourself lynched
Colette


....oops here comes Mum - must dash before she
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Pumpkin and Casper are sharpening their claws as we speak!!!!
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Spike thinks you might like him to come & spray your house :hide: :hide:
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:thumbsup:
All I need now is a cat not sticking to the councils curfew.....wmmaahhh hahh haha


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Is it safe for me to come back yet ? :dance2:
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Yowwwwwl! Mia-owwwww! Hsssssssssss!


Nope.
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