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Very Important Information!!!
Topic Started: Nov 12 2008, 05:31:12 PM (66 Views)
Snappy
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Very Important Health Information!!


Ben Franklin once said:
“In wine there is wisdom
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria!


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day for one year... then at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1kilo of E.coli bacteria found in faeces ...
In other words we are consuming 1 kilo of sh@$#@t

HOWEVER!!!!

We do not run this risk when drinking wine, or beer or champagne or tequila, rum, whiskey or any other alcoholic beverage. Because alcohol has to go through a purification of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

SO REMEMBER!!!

Water =sh#@%^t
Wine=Health

Therefore in conclusion....
it is better to drink wine and talk stupid...
than to drink water and be full of shit

there is no need to thank me for this information ... I am doing this as a public service. :nosepicker:
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ohippy
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:lol: :thumbsup:
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TopCat3
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and apart from all the purification that results from processing, just the alcohol itself is enough to kill the bugs. We used to swab everything down with methylated spirits in the microbiology lab I worked in. :D
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mmm now where did i put the vodka :crazy:
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Tiredwithtwins
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well, if ever there was a reason/excuse to drink wine, thats a good un!!

in fact i have a bottle of rose that i won on sunday in a raffle at football so i think i will open that now :hug:
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