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Mirror Mirror
Topic Started: Nov 12 2008, 05:29:25 PM (62 Views)
Snappy
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've
never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm
for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most
gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day
for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The mirror told
me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest
man alive.'

But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said...











Who the hell is Sasha Holmes ?


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catgirl
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ROFL, I like it xx
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ABCDiamond
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:more:

Nice one :more:
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ohippy
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:more:


.... are you sure they said Sasha Holmes ??? :whistle:
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moneypen20
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Is it just me that doesn't find Brad Pitt particularly sexy? And surely it's not me that definitely doesn't think Angelina Jolie is stunning? I think she's fairly weird and can look quite unattractive when she's not doing 'the look'. Can't be doing with either of them. Something damn odd about them.













I think I let stupid stuff like that get to me. :D
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ohippy
Nov 12 2008, 07:37:22 PM
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.... are you sure they said Sasha Holmes ??? :whistle:
It was plain as day Heather :crazy:

Penny - I'm sorry but what are you like :giggle: I have to say I preferred the younger Brad in Thelma and Louise than the Brad of today. As for Angelina well she isn't perfect as the mirror said I was lol :thumbsup: :whistle:
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moneypen20
Nov 12 2008, 10:02:40 PM
Is it just me that doesn't find Brad Pitt particularly sexy? And surely it's not me that definitely doesn't think Angelina Jolie is stunning? I think she's fairly weird and can look quite unattractive when she's not doing 'the look'. Can't be doing with either of them. Something damn odd about them.













I think I let stupid stuff like that get to me. :D
I tend to agree I can't understand why everybody raves about her. I think she's unnatural-looking and the lips are really freakish. I don't mind Brad so much but he isn't as good looking as he was when he was younger. I'm just sick of seeing them everywhere I look - in newsagents, supermarkets etc, there they bloody are.
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And trailing their horde of kids. Give me a break. Who cares?
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That was brilliant :lol:
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moneypen20
Nov 12 2008, 10:02:40 PM
Is it just me that doesn't find Brad Pitt particularly sexy? And surely it's not me that definitely doesn't think Angelina Jolie is stunning? I think she's fairly weird and can look quite unattractive when she's not doing 'the look'. Can't be doing with either of them. Something damn odd about them.
I agree about Brad Pitt, definately not !!

However, Angelina is not bad :crazy: Although not the best...
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