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Snappy
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Nov 12 2008, 05:29:25 PM Post #1 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?' Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.' They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings. The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man alive.' But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said... Who the hell is Sasha Holmes ? |
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catgirl
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Nov 12 2008, 07:02:20 PM Post #2 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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ROFL, I like it xx |
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| ABCDiamond | Nov 12 2008, 07:29:49 PM Post #3 |
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:more: Nice one :more: |
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ohippy
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Nov 12 2008, 07:37:22 PM Post #4 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:more: .... are you sure they said Sasha Holmes ??? :whistle: |
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moneypen20
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Nov 12 2008, 10:02:40 PM Post #5 |
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Is it just me that doesn't find Brad Pitt particularly sexy? And surely it's not me that definitely doesn't think Angelina Jolie is stunning? I think she's fairly weird and can look quite unattractive when she's not doing 'the look'. Can't be doing with either of them. Something damn odd about them. I think I let stupid stuff like that get to me. :D |
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Snappy
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Nov 12 2008, 10:06:40 PM Post #6 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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It was plain as day Heather :crazy: Penny - I'm sorry but what are you like :giggle: I have to say I preferred the younger Brad in Thelma and Louise than the Brad of today. As for Angelina well she isn't perfect as the mirror said I was lol :thumbsup: :whistle: |
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Nov 12 2008, 10:24:50 PM Post #7 |
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Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful
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I tend to agree I can't understand why everybody raves about her. I think she's unnatural-looking and the lips are really freakish. I don't mind Brad so much but he isn't as good looking as he was when he was younger. I'm just sick of seeing them everywhere I look - in newsagents, supermarkets etc, there they bloody are. |
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TopCat3
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Nov 12 2008, 10:26:05 PM Post #8 |
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Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful
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And trailing their horde of kids. Give me a break. Who cares? |
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rjs
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Nov 12 2008, 10:53:41 PM Post #9 |
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Richly Joyful Sylph
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That was brilliant :lol: |
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| ABCDiamond | Nov 13 2008, 08:03:04 AM Post #10 |
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I agree about Brad Pitt, definately not !! However, Angelina is not bad :crazy: Although not the best... |
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