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Smarties; The chocolate ones NOT clever people :)
Topic Started: Oct 22 2008, 10:19:24 AM (77 Views)
ABCDiamond
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I bought a 410gm bag of Smarties the other day.

Put the majority of them in a glass jar on the kitchen bench.

When my daughter came home from school, she asked why they were there...


Funny question I thought... so I thought of a suitable answer... Because I couldn't fit them all in my mouth at one go...

She appreciates my sense of humour, but i'll make sure it doesn't happen again today.


I'll eat them all by 3:30 :ecstatic:
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lol go for it :thumbsup:

I can remember spending all my pocket money on packets of polo mints and trying to see who could fit the most in their mouth....it is really hard you tend to dribble heaps after the first packet lol
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I feel old today !!!

The Tax Office wouldn't let me lodge my return without claiming the mature age tax offset !!!!

And the same with the small business entrepaneurs allowance $5.52 !!!!!!!!
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ABCDiamond
Oct 22 2008, 10:19:24 AM
I bought a 410gm bag of Smarties the other day.

Put the majority of them in a glass jar on the kitchen bench.

When my daughter came home from school, she asked why they were there...


Funny question I thought... so I thought of a suitable answer... Because I couldn't fit them all in my mouth at one go...

She appreciates my sense of humour, but i'll make sure it doesn't happen again today.


I'll eat them all by 3:30 :ecstatic:
Smarties over here are a big disappointment. The orange ones are not orange flavoured :no: .
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Oct 22 2008, 03:58:27 PM
The orange ones are not orange flavoured :no: .
Now I have to go and buy another pack to find out :whistle:
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Not had smarties for ages ,am now sad that the orange ones dont taste of orange :(
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ABCDiamond
Oct 22 2008, 03:15:56 PM
I feel old today !!!

The Tax Office wouldn't let me lodge my return without claiming the mature age tax offset !!!!

And the same with the small business entrepaneurs allowance $5.52 !!!!!!!!
ooooh, dont talk to me about tax offices!!!

the good ol' inland revenue wont pay us mals tax refund (over £2k) until at least the end of January!!!!!! :tantrum:
we need the money to get mals car fixed, move house and to pay off the credit card!!! :tantrum:
why is it, if we owe them they are down on you like a ton of bricks to pay what you owe asap, yet they owe you and you have to wait!! :rant:


:crazy: feel better for that :yes: :crazy:
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rjs
Oct 22 2008, 06:56:25 PM
Not had smarties for ages ,am now sad that the orange ones dont taste of orange :(
If you want the orange taste with chocolate, eat Jaffas :thumbsup:
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ABCDiamond
Oct 22 2008, 08:12:53 PM
rjs
Oct 22 2008, 06:56:25 PM
Not had smarties for ages ,am now sad that the orange ones dont taste of orange :(
If you want the orange taste with chocolate, eat Jaffas :thumbsup:
My kids love Jaffas - not to be confused with Jaffa Cakes
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mmmmm me too I can't eat dairy at the moment but I would find jaffas VERY hard to resist :whistle: .
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ABCDiamond
Oct 22 2008, 08:12:53 PM
rjs
Oct 22 2008, 06:56:25 PM
Not had smarties for ages ,am now sad that the orange ones dont taste of orange :(
If you want the orange taste with chocolate, eat Jaffas :thumbsup:
Am off to buy jaffas :thumbsup:
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