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I NEED A MAN!; creepy crawly picture warning!!!!
Topic Started: Oct 21 2008, 07:46:44 PM (248 Views)
Snappy
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Please send someone around to my house. I have the mother of all Huntsman spiders in my bedroom and I've ran out of spray :scared: I just tapped the wall in the hope it would send him out the window but nooooo it reared up on the broom handle :scared: :scared:

So please a man around to my place to get rid of it as otherwise I'm sleeping in with the girls tonight!
Edited by Snappy, Oct 22 2008, 07:36:32 AM.
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Snappy
Oct 21 2008, 07:46:44 PM
Please send someone around to my house. I have the mother of all Huntsman spiders in my bedroom and I've ran out of spray :scared: I just tapped the wall in the hope it would send him out the window but nooooo it reared up on the broom handle :scared: :scared:

So please a man around to my place to get rid of it as otherwise I'm sleeping in with the girls tonight!
i wonder how many male posters shat their pants when they saw the title of this thread :lol: :lol:
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My wife looks after those problems. I hate spiders !!!

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Snappy
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PMSL at you two :lol:

I'm normally not too bad with spiders but this one if massive!
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Melibeam
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Sasha can you try and knock it with a broom into a bucket, then have something ready to use as a lid and run like mad and take it outside. If I was near you I would come round and get it outside, I am not bothered by huntsmen, its cockroaches I cant stand.
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Snappy
Oct 21 2008, 08:14:52 PM
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PMSL at you two :lol:

I'm normally not too bad with spiders but this one if massive!
'king hell! I'll give that one a miss thanks!
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oh - my - god !!!!!!!!!!!!

id have walloped it with something heavy and then redecorated :crazy: :lol:
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Snappy
Oct 21 2008, 07:46:44 PM
Please send someone around to my house. I have the mother of all Huntsman spiders in my bedroom and I've ran out of spray :scared: I just tapped the wall in the hope it would send him out the window but nooooo it reared up on the broom handle :scared: :scared:

So please a man around to my place to get rid of it as otherwise I'm sleeping in with the girls tonight!
Have you got any hair spray :wink: I'd be in a hotel, not a bedroom down a corridor. :no:
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Thats it. The idea of staying in QLd has gone forever. Thats a f***in monster.
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There is no way I'm knocking that down onto the floor where I am standing!!!! I'm sleeping down the corridor and I'll just bomb my bedroom tonight and kill the bastard that way lol
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O no Sasha please dont kill it. Huntsman Spiders are great for killing all the other nasties in the house, like cockroaches and other smaller spiders etc.
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My advice is give him the house & run :whistle: :crazy:
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Snappy
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I normally don't mind then Mel and tend to leave them get on with it but this one is bloody massive! I've never seen one this size and in my bedroom!!!!! :o

I have a phobia about things crawling across my face and into my ears when I sleep and this one would be just painful as hell trying to crawl into my ears :scared:
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Oct 21 2008, 09:04:51 PM
My advice is give him the house & run :whistle: :crazy:
PMSL that is good advice lol
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I wondered why I hadn't seen her for a while.
Must have hitched a lift when we came down. :D
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Oct 21 2008, 10:21:30 PM
I wondered why I hadn't seen her for a while.
Must have hitched a lift when we came down. :D
well get your arse down here NOW Bix and pick up your baby!!! :yess:
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He looks like he's posing looking straight at the camera lens lol.

Depending on the type of vacuum cleaner you have, if you put the long pole on and suck at it it will be swept up and mangled on its way past the fan of the motor. I used to have a cleaner that did that.

The other thing I did once was leave the cleaner on until Mr got home (rather a long time in your case)

Or suck it up then quickly put the vacuum cleaner outside in the garden and if he isn't mangled he'll crawl back down and run out. You can always get some spray tomorrow and spray it up the tube to be sure he isn't sitting up there waiting to go "Boo!" the minute you take the cleaner back indoors.

This thread really needs a creepy crawly picture warning.

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One more suggestion. As there is no man in the house maybe you could tie a bow round his neck and take him to bed with you, he looks furry enough and with those little beady button eyes...
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handsome looking creature
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Well I went to bed in Mia's room as she has been sleeping in with Xara. I then had some flying beastie doing bomb dives over me, so I gave up and went in with the girls onto a mattress on the floor.....didn't sleep very well....so then I thought no my friend said that it won't hurt you and by this point I just wanted my own bed.....in a go and there he is crawling across the ceiling above my bed and preceded to crawl down towards my bed :o :spider: :scared:

Needless to say this morning I'm shattered after attempting to sleep on a mattress in with the girls :tiring:


Sorry TC I've put in a warning now :whistle:
Edited by Snappy, Oct 22 2008, 07:37:17 AM.
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Simple way of getting of the big spiders. Hoover them. Its best in a dyson when you can see that they get the full cyclonic treatment.
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I keep cans of mortein in every room and about four different cans in the kitchen. Nothing comes in my house that has more than four legs. If they like their lives then they stay out. Don't go in for this saving then and putting them outside. Fark that, they'll just call their mates and all come back. Death is the only answer.
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moneypen20
Oct 22 2008, 08:48:58 AM
I keep cans of mortein in every room and about four different cans in the kitchen. Nothing comes in my house that has more than four legs. If they like their lives then they stay out. Don't go in for this saving then and putting them outside. Fark that, they'll just call their mates and all come back. Death is the only answer.
Moneypen you are so hard :whistle:

I just cant bring myself to kill huntsmen, I actually think they are kind of cute :yes: but I have no problem with ants and cockroaches - hate them.
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Bix will vouch for on this one as my house is full of spiders, I have thousands of those St Andrew Cross ones everywhere, and I've found my old friend Sydney the Golden Orb spider out by my carport once again. So spiders are not generally an issue for me I just have never seen as Huntsman so bloody big, a hand size maybe but not bigger than my hand!

I didn't kill him or bomb my bedroom so I will see if he returns tonight and if he does then I will have to do something about him as my back can't cope with another night on the girls bedroom floor lol
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check your pillows
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This is almost as big as the one that we had in our motel room at Tin Can Bay and he kept jumping, I'm afraid he was "splatted" with the bottom of a shoe.

Here's hoping you sleep better tonight!!!
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dont you have big tupperware box that you could put over him, and slide the lid between the box and ceiling to catch him??? then you can set him free to go and terrorise penny!!! :giggle: (sorry pen :kissed: )
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Tiredwithtwins
Oct 22 2008, 07:04:57 PM
dont you have big tupperware box that you could put over him, and slide the lid between the box and ceiling to catch him??? then you can set him free to go and terrorise penny!!! :giggle: (sorry pen :kissed: )
Yes, but her ceilings are 12 foot tall and she only has short arms. :D
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BTW, Mr said he's missing her already.
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Snappy
Oct 21 2008, 09:05:36 PM
I normally don't mind then Mel and tend to leave them get on with it but this one is bloody massive! I've never seen one this size and in my bedroom!!!!! :o

I have a phobia about things crawling across my face and into my ears when I sleep and this one would be just painful as hell trying to crawl into my ears :scared:
Well he'd have no trouble getting into your mouth. It's certainly big enough. :whistle:


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