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Gotta love the Irish; Saturday funny
Topic Started: Oct 18 2008, 11:44:36 PM (37 Views)
Anne
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Wonderful Winsome Wench

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
get meslippers?'
'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
'Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both.'
'Fook off you liar!'
'I'll prove it,' Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, 'Both of
dem,Paddy?'
'Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?'
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Admin

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

:giggle: brilliant :D
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