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A talking clock
Topic Started: Feb 27 2008, 04:32:51 PM (39 Views)
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A drunk was showing his new apartment to a couple of friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a gong and mallet.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong a whack and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Then someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

"You asshole, it's three-fifteen in the morning."



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