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A quick giggle
Topic Started: Feb 21 2008, 03:07:32 PM (34 Views)
Nicky
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare
and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he
leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,
that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 only on one
condition..."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20.00 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the
man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly and meaningfully said....

























"Clean my house."



Nicky :she:
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Hevs
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Miraculous Mamma Mod

:lol:
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Soapy


that was pish! :P
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ohippy
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Original Opulent Optimist

:more:
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Richly Joyful Sylph

:lol: :lol:
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