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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 21 2008, 03:07:32 PM (34 Views) | |
Nicky
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Feb 21 2008, 03:07:32 PM Post #1 |
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 only on one condition..." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20.00 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.... "Clean my house." Nicky :she: |
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| Hevs | Feb 21 2008, 03:08:48 PM Post #2 |
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Miraculous Mamma Mod
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:lol: |
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Soapy
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Feb 21 2008, 03:27:33 PM Post #3 |
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that was pish! :P |
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ohippy
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Feb 21 2008, 03:29:11 PM Post #4 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:more: |
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rjs
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Feb 22 2008, 03:15:15 PM Post #5 |
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Richly Joyful Sylph
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:lol: :lol: |
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