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Topic Started: Feb 12 2008, 11:31:16 PM (53 Views)
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.

The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.



Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity!
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:omg: :scared: :no: :lol: :tongue:

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was pmsl at that until i realised how un-pc it was ... then i giggled a little more and then i put my stern expression on ... and rushed to text it to all my mates :D


bix, how could you ... :giggle:
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Sue walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 20-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,

"Well, that's really great..........some asshole's got my pen".
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:lol: to both jokes
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:lol:
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One of my real favourites.....


Blondes, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house.

Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."

Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol:
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