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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 28 2008, 10:33:44 PM (51 Views) | |
BIX
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Jan 28 2008, 10:33:44 PM Post #1 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected the following A litre of milk A carton of eggs A carton of orange juice A 250 gram package of bacon A head of lettuce A 1 kilo can of coffee As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the Cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." |
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| Anne | Jan 28 2008, 11:13:07 PM Post #2 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jan 28 2008, 11:45:05 PM Post #3 |
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O - M - G !!! I thought you were going to make some terrible announcement then!!! :rant: you norty puddytat!! very funny otherwise :thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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rjs
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Jan 29 2008, 12:18:13 AM Post #4 |
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Richly Joyful Sylph
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:lol: :lol: :thumbsup: |
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Soapy
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Jan 29 2008, 01:04:12 AM Post #5 |
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just class bix :lol: |
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| Jane | Jan 29 2008, 02:12:24 AM Post #6 |
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Jaunty Jolly Jewel
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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catgirl
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Jan 29 2008, 07:54:11 AM Post #7 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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:lol: |
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ohippy
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Jan 29 2008, 02:38:19 PM Post #8 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:lol: :more: |
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