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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 24 2008, 10:15:07 PM (174 Views) | |
ohippy
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Jan 24 2008, 10:15:07 PM Post #1 |
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So, if it wasn't enough that the neighbours to our right put up a massive cubby overlooking our house and garden and that the neighbours at the back have parties EVERY night, today I decided to go out for the day, as you do. Tonight I went out to water my pots and saw that the neighbours to my left have, in my absence, decided to prune my bourgainvillea. When I say prune....practically every single flower has been cut off and they have cut back over 5 cms back down my side of the fence so the whole plant looks terrible. Now, if it was overgrown and straggly etc I could partially understand it (although why they couldn't ask me to do it I don't know) but I am out there every day training that plant to run along the fence, two half metre branches that were cut he couldn't get out because they were trained in so there was no excuse to cut it. No more than 1 inch of green foliage could have been poking over at any point. Anyway I had the choice to spit feathers or to knock on the door so I did the later whilst OH cowered in the corner. Were they apologetic ? Not in the slightest, they couldn't believe my stupidity at growing a plant like that along the fence. They weren't very happy when I told them it was an ugly fence I was trying to cover, although why I have to justify what I plant in my garden is beyond me. So now I have decided that I will move and go into rented and then bring in here the family from hell. I'll give them a good year or so and then come back and, maybe, they may decide to be reasonable then !!! Until then...........it's war ! :she: Why is it that everyone keeps telling me how lovely Aussies are and I seem to be surrounded by the most selfish gits out. Can you tell I'm a tad angry ?! Will now shut up and go rant at OH again :whistle: |
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rjs
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Jan 24 2008, 10:44:56 PM Post #2 |
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Aw H you really are having a bad time of it neighbours wise ,Maybe he would like it if you did some of his gardening,could cut the heads off all his roses ,or maybe a nice cubby looking directly into his garden,my kids would be more than happy to man it & ask him what he is doing every time he ventures out the door :wink: |
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ohippy
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Jan 24 2008, 11:01:24 PM Post #3 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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I could do with someone keeping an eye on them - this is the same neighbour who put weedkiller on our lawn down the side that touches their lawn.....as their lawn is better grass apparently !! :she: |
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catgirl
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Jan 25 2008, 12:09:10 AM Post #4 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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awwww no worries i'm back on monday with all your wonderful body shop products!!!!! |
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Soapy
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Jan 25 2008, 12:59:04 AM Post #5 |
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they sound like nutters. you either get even or get out. |
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Jan 25 2008, 10:30:19 AM Post #6 |
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I think it's time you considered my suggestion...... Meantime I'll think up some ways to get even with them (or even one step ahead) while I'm lazing by the pool this weekend. |
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| Anne | Jan 25 2008, 10:44:26 AM Post #7 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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Which was? :huh: |
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ohippy
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Jan 25 2008, 10:56:14 AM Post #8 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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very good. Keep this house and rent it out thereby attracting the tax breaks. We live in a rental elsewhere thereby getting rent assistance. Win win situation all round. :thumbsup: |
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ohippy
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Jan 25 2008, 10:57:59 AM Post #9 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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and I am so looking forward to seeing you again believe me. :thumbsup: You've been gone too long....oooh I feel a song coming on |
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| Bordy | Jan 25 2008, 11:27:46 AM Post #10 |
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Braw Auld Bampot
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You should invite half a dozen of the fattest friends you know & do a bit of nude sunbathing. :o |
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ohippy
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Jan 25 2008, 12:21:38 PM Post #11 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:lol: If I get out there, there wouldn't be any need to invite anyone else (or room!!!) :omg: |
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Soapy
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Jan 25 2008, 06:31:00 PM Post #12 |
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you could start with bordy and bix :P |
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Snappy
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Jan 25 2008, 08:19:37 PM Post #13 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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You could hold a massive party and just inform them (being such a nice neighbour) that you are having a swinger party tonight so they will have to excuse the noise!
:lol: Or just take up smoking the smelliest cigars and blow the smoke up their fooking arse the cheeky barstewards! |
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BIX
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Jan 25 2008, 09:52:34 PM Post #14 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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So our meet is in WA this year is it ? :bix: |
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Snappy
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Jan 25 2008, 10:31:45 PM Post #15 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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PSML so long as you don't smoking out your arse :wink: |
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BIX
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Jan 25 2008, 10:46:55 PM Post #16 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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We could invite Phil Bailey especially for Heather. I think she might like Phil. |
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catgirl
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Jan 28 2008, 09:38:26 PM Post #17 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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ahh you're so sweet speaking of which............................... I have your woolies pick n mix too!!! |
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ohippy
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Jan 29 2008, 02:59:08 PM Post #18 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:lol: :thumbsup: you lot are welcome over anytime However, I am a little worried ............who's this Phil :dunno: |
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BIX
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Jan 29 2008, 08:19:55 PM Post #19 |
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It was one of Sasha's mates. He joined us in the evening. Really nice guy.....you would like him a lot :yes: Actually you've probably seen a lot of his work. |
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| Anne | Jan 29 2008, 08:54:35 PM Post #20 |
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:excited: :excited: :excited: :ecstatic: :dance2: |
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ohippy
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Jan 29 2008, 08:57:14 PM Post #21 |
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I am still worried, there's always a punch line with you :hide: |
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| Bordy | Jan 29 2008, 09:00:38 PM Post #22 |
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He takes Photos from behind an umbrella Heather. I'm sure Sasha will remember as she almost pee'd her knickers. :P |
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BIX
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Jan 29 2008, 09:25:22 PM Post #23 |
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Aye. Excellent perceptive qualities too. They say it's all to do with the angle of repose. |
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| Anne | Jan 29 2008, 09:32:40 PM Post #24 |
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Hmmm, looks like a peessed photo if ever I saw one. And I should know :rolleyes: |
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BIX
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Jan 29 2008, 09:33:54 PM Post #25 |
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It's the view that PR saw a lot of :P |
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| Anne | Jan 29 2008, 09:35:51 PM Post #26 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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I'd heard :hide: |
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ohippy
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Jan 29 2008, 09:53:31 PM Post #27 |
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:giggle: |
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| ProofReader | Jan 30 2008, 12:01:59 AM Post #28 |
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:watchit: :P |
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