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| Soapy Phones the Dentist | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 19 2007, 09:45:28 AM (79 Views) | |
| Bordy | Oct 19 2007, 09:45:28 AM Post #1 |
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Braw Auld Bampot
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Soapy phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. "£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied. £85!!! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge," said the dentist . "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?" "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off. "Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?" "I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful, but the price could drop to £40" "How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?" It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "and it's going to be very traumatic, but I'll charge you £5." "Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said Soapy. "Can ye confirm an appointment for Pauline next Tuesday then? |
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Bridiej
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Oct 19 2007, 10:30:15 AM Post #2 |
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Chattermonster Extraordinaire!
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TopCat3
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Oct 19 2007, 08:09:06 PM Post #3 |
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Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful
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Please be reminded that you are still stranded up on the Harbour Bridge with Bix and I haven't finished with you yet. Just been a bit distracted with work and strata issues and lack of sleep/exhaustion. I'm ba...aaa....aaaa...ck\ :she: :she: :she: |
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| Dolly the Dolphin | Oct 19 2007, 09:47:02 PM Post #4 |
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You are a wicked man :more: but i like it Mandy |
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ohippy
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Oct 19 2007, 10:47:44 PM Post #5 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:lol: |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Oct 20 2007, 05:20:39 AM Post #6 |
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Admin
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Soapy
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Oct 22 2007, 06:18:47 AM Post #7 |
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just noticed this mate.
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:lol: you know me roo well :blushing: |
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| ProofReader | Oct 22 2007, 07:50:12 AM Post #8 |
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Unregistered
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:roo: :soapy: :lol: |
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