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Soapy Phones the Dentist
Topic Started: Oct 19 2007, 09:45:28 AM (79 Views)
Bordy
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Braw Auld Bampot
Soapy phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

£85!!! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist .

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off.

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an
anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful, but the price
could drop to £40"

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"

It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist.

"and it's going to be very traumatic, but I'll charge you £5."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said Soapy.

"Can ye confirm an appointment for Pauline next Tuesday then?
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Bridiej
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Chattermonster Extraordinaire!

:lol:
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Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful

Please be reminded that you are still stranded up on the Harbour Bridge with Bix and I haven't finished with you yet.






Just been a bit distracted with work and strata issues and lack of sleep/exhaustion.

I'm ba...aaa....aaaa...ck\

:she: :she: :she:
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Bordy
19th October, 2007 - 09:45am
Soapy phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

£85!!! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist .

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off.

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an
anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful, but the price
could drop to £40"

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"

It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist.

"and it's going to be very traumatic, but I'll charge you £5."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said Soapy.

"Can ye confirm an appointment for Pauline next Tuesday then?

You are a wicked man :more: but i like it
Mandy
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Original Opulent Optimist

:lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Soapy


just noticed this mate. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you know me roo well :blushing:
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:roo: :soapy: :lol:
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