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my boy sam; ... oh dear ...
Topic Started: Jul 25 2007, 11:27:53 PM (93 Views)
Tiredwithtwins
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sams teacher had a word with me just before we finished for the summer hols; apparently sam had said a swear word ''sh*t'', and she had had to chastise him for it. conversatoin went something like this ...
Teacher ''now sam, that really isnt a very nice word, and its not one i want to hear in class again. where did you hear it?''
sam '' its what my dad said when he saw a crocodile at australia zoo''




:mah: :blushing: :lol:
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tiredwithtwins
25th July, 2007 - 11:27pm
sams teacher had a word with me just before we finished for the summer hols; apparently sam had said a swear word ''sh*t'', and she had had to chastise him for it. conversatoin went something like this ...
Teacher ''now sam, that really isnt a very nice word, and its not one i want to hear in class again. where did you hear it?''
sam '' its what my dad said when he a crocodile at australia zoo''




:mah: :blushing: :lol:

when he WHAT a crocodile?????????????
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Sat on it? fell over it? pinched it's lunch?
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:lol:
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I've got it.... the missing words are TURNED IN TO..... aren't they???
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No its "mooned"

Nice one Sue :lol:
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:lol:

kids, you've got to love them !
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I can just see it now.........

Sam "Fark"

Teacher "suppose that's when dad saw a snake"

Sam "No, that was mum"
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When Dad saw Mum, or saw a snake? :whistle:
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26th July, 2007 - 11:48pm
When Dad saw Mum, or saw a snake? :whistle:

Or maybe mum saw the snake :bix:
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"that" snake :o
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lol ... oliver called sam a f#cking idiot the other day ... i nearly spat my weetabix out!!!!!

all down to me m'fraid, i swear terribly when im driving and all the idiots are out on the road ... :blushing:
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