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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 25 2007, 10:05:30 PM (218 Views) | |
BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 10:05:30 PM Post #1 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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The old ones knackered. |
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Snappy
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Jul 25 2007, 10:07:30 PM Post #2 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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PMSL :lol: poor Gill................ for putting up with you :P |
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catgirl
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Jul 25 2007, 10:14:10 PM Post #3 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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:lol: just what have you done to her - is that why she's never on here anymore? :kiss: |
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BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 10:30:40 PM Post #4 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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That one's broken :( Need to get another. |
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Sam
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Jul 25 2007, 10:45:19 PM Post #5 |
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Spirited Alluring Maiden
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You couldnt handle a new one Bix! :she: |
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BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 11:01:41 PM Post #6 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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I wuz hoping the new one would handle me. :bix: |
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catgirl
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Jul 25 2007, 11:03:28 PM Post #7 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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we would need to speak to her first :whistle: |
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BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 11:04:36 PM Post #8 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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I don't want one with a voice :no: |
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Snappy
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Jul 25 2007, 11:11:11 PM Post #9 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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she just has to listen to our advice besides is there really any other woman that could or would put up with you???? :lol: |
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catgirl
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Jul 25 2007, 11:13:08 PM Post #10 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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yep too right |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 25 2007, 11:14:19 PM Post #11 |
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poor gill , what have you done to her??? |
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BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 11:25:53 PM Post #12 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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I didn't do nuthin.....but she got plastered today. |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 25 2007, 11:30:07 PM Post #13 |
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sounds like she has broken somehting ... arm? leg? wrist? poor gill, hope she feels better soon :flowers: :flowers: :flowers: |
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BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 11:36:03 PM Post #14 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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Broken my heart :( |
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catgirl
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Jul 25 2007, 11:37:00 PM Post #15 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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now i'm curious |
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Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 11:37:19 PM Post #16 |
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you havent eaten her have you??? |
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BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 11:45:21 PM Post #17 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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No, silly :rolleyes: A week ago we got some DVD's and when we came out the shop there was some oil on the ground. Like the caring person she is, she threw her cardi on it so I wouldn't step on it. Just one problem.....she forgot to take her cardi off. Went down like a sack of spuds. |
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catgirl
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Jul 25 2007, 11:48:03 PM Post #18 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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poor gill hope you're looking after her |
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BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 11:52:40 PM Post #19 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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Oh, she was fine apart from hurting her shoulder and suffering a swollen knee and ankle. She already had very sore rib muscles from a tickly cough following a bout of flu 3 weeks ago so was just topping up. Didn't end there though did it ? |
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Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 11:52:53 PM Post #20 |
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So what has she broken then..... apart from the DVDs which i presume she was carrying? I hope you are taking extra special care of her and took back the DVDs so you don't get fined. Get well soon Gill :flowers: |
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BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 11:54:31 PM Post #21 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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No, DVD's were fine but did crack one case. They were crap films though. |
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Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 11:55:49 PM Post #22 |
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Lucky you hadn't splashed out on a packet of maltesers they'd have been mush. So go on what else has happened to her? |
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BIX
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Jul 26 2007, 12:03:31 AM Post #23 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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At about 5am this morning eldest son wakes me saying he had just got a call from head office in Sydney. The security alarm in the shop had gone off so he was expected to go and meet the local security guard. Okay I says and goes back to sleep. When I woke up for work at 6.30am no eldest son or wife in the house. They rolled in about 15 minutes later. He had been drinking last night so she decided to get out and drive him. It was at a Stocklands shopping mall which was in pitch darkness and...........she tripped and fell over the curb. |
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Lynnj
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Jul 26 2007, 12:08:42 AM Post #24 |
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yes...AND... come on Bix i need to go to bed |
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BIX
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Jul 26 2007, 12:13:40 AM Post #25 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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Been trying to get her to go Docs for 2 weeks so this time she had to go. To cut a very long day short she has a long fracture on her tibia where it meets the ankle. With other ankle and knee already swollen and sore ribs and shoulder she can't use the crutches they gave us so I spent this afternoon hunting down a rental wheelchair which I eventually got. She basically can't do anything. Like I said, she's a knackered model. |
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Lynnj
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Jul 26 2007, 12:15:22 AM Post #26 |
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Oh the poor girl. I hope she gets mobile again soon, it must be a nightmare not being able to get around. Lots of TLC should help. |
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BIX
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Jul 26 2007, 12:16:48 AM Post #27 |
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I hope she does to. The pile of dishes, washing and ironing is going to get massive otherwise. |
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Soapy
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Jul 26 2007, 01:37:26 AM Post #28 |
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hey thats handy bix, we can just push her to the bar :lol: |
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ohippy
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Jul 26 2007, 06:21:13 PM Post #29 |
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Poor Gill, these things usually come in threes so there maybe another story around the corner
:whistle: I hope you are taking care of her - and cooking and cleaning etc and showing sympathy which, obviously, men are renowned for doing. Luckily you're a lion which protects his loved ones :thumbsup: :flowers: hope she mends soon |
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BIX
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Jul 26 2007, 10:25:22 PM Post #30 |
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Cor, I've only just put me feet up :tiring: This housework stuff aint no fun. :no: |
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