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Wanted; new wife
Topic Started: Jul 25 2007, 10:05:30 PM (218 Views)
BIX
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke


The old ones knackered.
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Snappy
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

PMSL :lol: poor Gill................ for putting up with you :P
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:lol:
just what have you done to her - is that why she's never on here anymore?
:kiss:
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke


That one's broken :(

Need to get another.
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Sam
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You couldnt handle a new one Bix! :she:
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Sam
25th July, 2007 - 10:45pm
You couldnt handle a new one Bix! :she:

I wuz hoping the new one would handle me. :bix:
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25th July, 2007 - 09:01pm
I wuz hoping the new one would handle me. :bix:

we would need to speak to her first :whistle:
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catgirl
25th July, 2007 - 11:03pm
we would need to speak to her first :whistle:


I don't want one with a voice :no:
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BIX
25th July, 2007 - 11:04pm

I don't want one with a voice :no:

she just has to listen to our advice besides is there really any other woman that could or would put up with you???? :lol:
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25th July, 2007 - 09:11pm
BIX
25th July, 2007 - 11:04pm

I don't want one with a voice  :no:

she just has to listen to our advice besides is there really any other woman that could or would put up with you???? :lol:

yep too right
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BIX
25th July, 2007 - 01:05pm
The old ones knackered.

poor gill , what have you done to her???
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tiredwithtwins
25th July, 2007 - 11:14pm
poor gill , what have you done to her???


I didn't do nuthin.....but she got plastered today.
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BIX
25th July, 2007 - 02:25pm

I didn't do nuthin.....but she got plastered today.

sounds like she has broken somehting ... arm? leg? wrist?

poor gill, hope she feels better soon

:flowers: :flowers: :flowers:
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tiredwithtwins
25th July, 2007 - 11:30pm
BIX
25th July, 2007 - 02:25pm

I didn't do nuthin.....but she got plastered today.

sounds like she has broken somehting ... arm? leg? wrist?

poor gill, hope she feels better soon

:flowers: :flowers: :flowers:


Broken my heart :(

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25th July, 2007 - 09:36pm
tiredwithtwins
25th July, 2007 - 11:30pm
BIX
25th July, 2007 - 02:25pm

I didn't do nuthin.....but she got plastered today.

sounds like she has broken somehting ... arm? leg? wrist?

poor gill, hope she feels better soon

:flowers: :flowers: :flowers:


Broken my heart :(

now i'm curious
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you havent eaten her have you???
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Lynnj
25th July, 2007 - 11:37pm
you havent eaten her have you???

No, silly :rolleyes:

A week ago we got some DVD's and when we came out the shop there was some oil on the ground.

Like the caring person she is, she threw her cardi on it so I wouldn't step on it.

Just one problem.....she forgot to take her cardi off.

Went down like a sack of spuds.
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25th July, 2007 - 09:45pm
No, silly :rolleyes:

A week ago we got some DVD's and when we came out the shop there was some oil on the ground.

Like the caring person she is, she threw her cardi on it so I wouldn't step on it.

Just one problem.....she forgot to take her cardi off.

Went down like a sack of spuds.

poor gill

hope you're looking after her
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Oh, she was fine apart from hurting her shoulder and suffering a swollen knee and ankle.

She already had very sore rib muscles from a tickly cough following a bout of flu 3 weeks ago so was just topping up.

Didn't end there though did it ?
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So what has she broken then..... apart from the DVDs which i presume she was carrying? I hope you are taking extra special care of her and took back the DVDs so you don't get fined.

Get well soon Gill :flowers:
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25th July, 2007 - 11:52pm
So what has she broken then..... apart from the DVDs which i presume she was carrying? I hope you are taking extra special care of her and took back the DVDs so you don't get fined.

Get well soon Gill :flowers:


No, DVD's were fine but did crack one case.
They were crap films though.

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Lucky you hadn't splashed out on a packet of maltesers they'd have been mush.

So go on what else has happened to her?
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25th July, 2007 - 11:55pm
Lucky you hadn't splashed out on a packet of maltesers they'd have been mush.

So go on what else has happened to her?


At about 5am this morning eldest son wakes me saying he had just got a call from head office in Sydney. The security alarm in the shop had gone off so he was expected to go and meet the local security guard. Okay I says and goes back to sleep.

When I woke up for work at 6.30am no eldest son or wife in the house. They rolled in about 15 minutes later. He had been drinking last night so she decided to get out and drive him.

It was at a Stocklands shopping mall which was in pitch darkness and...........she tripped and fell over the curb.
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yes...AND... come on Bix i need to go to bed
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Lynnj
26th July, 2007 - 12:08am
yes...AND... come on Bix i need to go to bed

Been trying to get her to go Docs for 2 weeks so this time she had to go.

To cut a very long day short she has a long fracture on her tibia where it meets the ankle.

With other ankle and knee already swollen and sore ribs and shoulder she can't use the crutches they gave us so I spent this afternoon hunting down a rental wheelchair which I eventually got.

She basically can't do anything.

Like I said, she's a knackered model.
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Oh the poor girl.

I hope she gets mobile again soon, it must be a nightmare not being able to get around.

Lots of TLC should help.
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Lynnj
26th July, 2007 - 12:15am
Oh the poor girl.

I hope she gets mobile again soon, it must be a nightmare not being able to get around.

Lots of TLC should help.


I hope she does to.

The pile of dishes, washing and ironing is going to get massive otherwise.
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Soapy


hey thats handy bix, we can just push her to the bar :lol:
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Poor Gill, these things usually come in threes so there maybe another story around the corner :whistle:

I hope you are taking care of her - and cooking and cleaning etc and showing sympathy which, obviously, men are renowned for doing. Luckily you're a lion which protects his loved ones :thumbsup:

:flowers: hope she mends soon

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Cor, I've only just put me feet up :tiring:

This housework stuff aint no fun. :no:
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