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| I've turned into my Mother | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 25 2007, 05:26:33 PM (96 Views) | |
Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 05:26:33 PM Post #1 |
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The house across from us has been for sale for a couple of months, only had 1 home open and no under offer sign has been put up so we presumed it was still unsold. Today thery have been loading up a van, trailers etc all day so i guess they are moving. I've been like my bloody mother....... sat in the study with the venetians angled so i can see whats going on, if i had net curtains i'd be twitching them..... oooohhhh i wonder when the new people will be moving in?? then i can do it all again. I seriously need to get a life!! |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 25 2007, 07:28:50 PM Post #2 |
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lol .... its hard not too !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
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Jul 25 2007, 07:32:04 PM Post #3 |
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LOL lynn. I do exactly the same thing. Then pretend to straighten the curtains if they look over at me :lol: |
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gobbyjock
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Jul 25 2007, 09:06:01 PM Post #4 |
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Me too - Im just a nosey old bint - I casually walk past the front window and sneak a look without trying to look as if Im looking! :rolleyes: |
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Snappy
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Jul 25 2007, 09:47:12 PM Post #5 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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I would never do that
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:lol: Haven't you taken the next step to turn totally into a Mother figure and walk over casually and start asking 101 questions? |
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BIX
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Jul 25 2007, 10:39:19 PM Post #6 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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There was an old bint in our village that used to watch us stumbling home from the pub every Friday, Saturday and Sunday in the early hours. One night we were sort of well anebriated so gave her the mooney treatment. Didn't see the curtains twitch any more after that.....just the flash of her camera :lol: |
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Snappy
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Jul 25 2007, 10:46:16 PM Post #7 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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Most likely for evidence to give to the police not becasue she fancied your arse :lol: |
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Sam
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Jul 25 2007, 10:46:43 PM Post #8 |
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Spirited Alluring Maiden
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My nan still has the picture Bix :whistle: |
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Snappy
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Jul 25 2007, 10:47:12 PM Post #9 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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PMSL :rofl: |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 25 2007, 10:57:45 PM Post #10 |
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i was thinking about you an hour ago lynn, just taken my mum to sainsburys. she pointed to a very very large lady, giggled loudly then made wide gestures with her hands .... :blushing: hope i dont turn into my mother ... |
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Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 11:03:57 PM Post #11 |
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Jesus Sue.... i thought you were going to say that the very large lady in sainsburys reminded you of me :( |
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catgirl
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Jul 25 2007, 11:04:47 PM Post #12 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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:lol: |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 25 2007, 11:10:45 PM Post #13 |
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pmsl .... NNOOOOOOO!!!!!! i meant ... didnt turn into a 4ft 8 dysphasic midget who runs around insulting folsk ... then does that thing that Puss, in shrek, does ... goes all wide eyed and vulnerable looking so people go 'ah, isnt she sweet your mum' er no, shes a raging old bat actually .... |
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Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 11:14:28 PM Post #14 |
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Now there's a worry.... my mother must be about 4ft8in too, do all old biddys shrink to that sort of size once they hit pension age :blink: :blink: If so then i'll have to make sure they have floor to ceiling windows in my retirement home or i'll not be able to curtain twitch without a box to stand on. |
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Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 11:15:33 PM Post #15 |
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Oh no Sasha i could never do that, i can't talk to people that i don't know unless i'm very drunk. |
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Snappy
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Jul 25 2007, 11:16:37 PM Post #16 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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That's why they made those low bay windows at the front of houses especially for the oldies :lol: |
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Snappy
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Jul 25 2007, 11:17:39 PM Post #17 |
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You're still safe then :wink: Just make sure you don't drink too much cough medicine in the daytime :D |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 25 2007, 11:18:05 PM Post #18 |
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its a fact :yes: bet its a bugger if you are 6ft 7 to start with .... :huh: ... we should change your username to hyacinth bucket :yes: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 11:22:58 PM Post #19 |
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oooohhhhhhh noooooooooo my house is a pig sty, defo not hyacinth like. Think of a nosey slob cos i can't think of one. |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 25 2007, 11:23:49 PM Post #20 |
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that would be me then :blushing: |
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Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 11:25:22 PM Post #21 |
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BTW i found out the house has been sold so i am keeping my calander free for the next few days so i can watch the new arrivals, hope it's not friday cos John will be home so i wont be able to sit in the study i might have to resort to doing the garden, walking the dogs round the block loads of times and playing out the front with the kids. |
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Lynnj
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Jul 25 2007, 11:26:02 PM Post #22 |
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i meant a famous one...... |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 25 2007, 11:28:52 PM Post #23 |
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:tada: |
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