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Why is it???...........men!
Topic Started: Jul 15 2007, 02:28:04 PM (189 Views)
Snappy
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Why is it when a man fooks up a by putting in deisel instead of petrol into our car it is ok and we smile gracefully and say "It's ok love it was an accident don't worry about it" even though we then have to run around and get the plugs changed and everything drained yet when I put diesel into his lawn mower I have not lived it down....it is now 2 weeks since I've done it and he still hasn't dropped the bloody subject :angry:

I'm going to kill him very soon, it's a sodding lawn mower FFS :whistle:
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ohippy
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did he really put diesel in a petrol car ??!!! I say give as good as you get Sasha, posting it on here was a start :wink: :whistle:
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He found a chink in your perfectness (is that a word) so will exploit it at any opportunity :lol: :thumbsup:
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Anne
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:o Terry is on your side :thumbsup:
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Snappy
15th July, 2007 - 02:28pm
Why is it when a man fooks up a by putting in deisel instead of petrol into our car it is ok and we smile gracefully and say "It's ok love it was an accident don't worry about it" even though we then have to run around and get the plugs changed and everything drained yet when I put diesel into his lawn mower I have not lived it down....it is now 2 weeks since I've done it and he still hasn't dropped the bloody subject :angry:

I'm going to kill him very soon, it's a sodding lawn mower FFS :whistle:

well you can cut the grass with scissors :P
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pmsl ... you need something to get back at him !!!
my case; when i broke the oven door, mal grumbled about having to fork out for a new cooker ... and he really milked it for all he could. until i got peed off and replied ''well at least i didnt throw £800 away on a car that turned out to be stolen''

shut him up a treat :yes: :D :lol:


(he bought a car from a bloke without checking the vin plate ... turned out to be a cut and shut (wtf?) ...bye bye £800)
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Snappy
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He has finally shut up about it as he has managed to get it working although once he had he came up and announced "I got it working for YOU again!" of course did I just accept that and smile???????



NO WAY "I think it is better that you mow the grass from now on my love in case I break it again and not live it down for the next couple of centuries" that soon wiped the smile of his face as well :lol:
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Bordy
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When I meet you in a few weeks Sasha I will shake Roys hand & say "Nice to meet you Roy, hows the lawnmower going" ? :rolleyes:
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Bordy
17th July, 2007 - 12:07pm
When I meet you in a few weeks Sasha I will shake Roys hand & say "Nice to meet you Roy, hows the lawnmower going" ? :rolleyes:

:bop: just watch it Bordy :P
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dont worry bordy
when we meet her in a couple of weeks, i'll hold her and u can kick her in the balls :lol:
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18th July, 2007 - 01:31am
dont worry bordy
when we meet her in a couple of weeks, i'll hold her and u can kick her in the balls :lol:

I thought you were gonna say "You can rubber balloons". :o
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Soapy
18th July, 2007 - 01:31am
dont worry bordy
when we meet her in a couple of weeks, i'll hold her and u can kick her in the balls :lol:

You've never met a Welsh woman before have you?? :lol: :dragon:
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18th July, 2007 - 07:47am

You've never met a Welsh woman before have you?? :lol:  :dragon:

I used to work with a Welsh girl & she was gorgeous. But no never met a Welsh dragon from Mission Beach. :P

BUT on August 3rd I will meet that Welsh Dragon. :more: :thumbsup:
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Snappy
17th July, 2007 - 06:36am
He has finally shut up about it as he has managed to get it working although once he had he came up and announced "I got it working for YOU again!" of course did I just accept that and smile???????



NO WAY "I think it is better that you mow the grass from now on my love in case I break it again and not live it down for the next couple of centuries" that soon wiped the smile of his face as well :lol:

:lol:
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18th July, 2007 - 01:38am
Soapy
18th July, 2007 - 01:31am
dont worry bordy
when we meet her in a couple of weeks, i'll hold her and u can kick her in the balls :lol:

I thought you were gonna say "You can rubber balloons". :o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :ecstatic:
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18th July, 2007 - 07:47am
Soapy
18th July, 2007 - 01:31am
dont worry bordy
when we meet her in a couple of weeks, i'll hold her and u can kick her in the balls :lol:

You've never met a Welsh woman before have you?? :lol: :dragon:

not from the front :wink: :whistle:
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Bordy
18th July, 2007 - 12:02pm

I used to work with a Welsh girl & she was gorgeous. But no never met a Welsh dragon from Mission Beach. :P

BUT on August 3rd I will meet that Welsh Dragon. :more: :thumbsup:

It goes without saying that ALL of us Welsh women are goregous as only Welsh peopel can say goregous in such a goregous accent :lol:
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Soapy
18th July, 2007 - 05:39pm

not from the front :wink: :whistle:

Dirty dog :she:
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18th July, 2007 - 06:35pm

It goes without saying that ALL of us Welsh women are goregous as only Welsh peopel can say goregous in such a goregous accent :lol:

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Can I just add to this one please? Thanks.

Hubby constantly jokes about the time my car broke down in the UK and that because I never charge my moblie phone I couldnt call for help. I was 5 minutes away from home so walked back. No big deal.

Tonight I get a call, the fecking moron left his lights on this morning and has run his battery down. Cant jump start it, so needs a new battery. Great thats 150 that will could ill afford to be peeed down the drain. Do you think I am allowed to be annoyed with him? No. Am I allowed to joke about it? No. He will get in a big huff and throw a tantrum about it

Oh and instead of trying to sort it straight away, he peeed of to the RSL with some work mates. Priorites man priorities!!! He's still not home, I think he is too scared :she:
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Bordy
18th July, 2007 - 06:57pm
Snappy
18th July, 2007 - 06:35pm

It goes without saying that ALL of us Welsh women are goregous as only Welsh peopel can say goregous in such a goregous accent :lol:

YakkyDa


Wozzup, mate? Cat got yer tongue? :P :lol:


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18th July, 2007 - 07:40pm
Can I just add to this one please? Thanks.

Hubby constantly jokes about the time my car broke down in the UK and that because I never charge my moblie phone I couldnt call for help.  I was 5 minutes away from home so walked back.  No big deal.

Tonight I get a call, the fecking moron left his lights on this morning and has run his battery down.  Cant jump start it, so needs a new battery.  Great thats 150 that will could ill afford to be peeed down the drain.  Do you think I am allowed to be annoyed with him?  No.  Am I allowed to joke about it?  No.  He will get in a big huff and throw a tantrum about it

Oh and instead of trying to sort it straight away, he peeed of to the RSL with some work mates.  Priorites man priorities!!!  He's still not home, I think he is too scared  :she:


:lol: Claire, offer him a Duracell when he gets home ...


































I said DURACELL, not DUREX!!!! :scared: :P :lmao:


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18th July, 2007 - 08:12pm

Wozzup, mate? Cat got yer tongue? :P :lol:


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Ahhh you must be one of those anonymous posters. Wonder who the other two are. :nah: :ooer:
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Bordy
18th July, 2007 - 06:57pm

YakkyDa

:lol: said like a true adoptive Welshman
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Once upon a time David put water in the top up canister for the car because he thought it could do with cleaning out....BUT instead of rinsing it out and drying it he put the lid back on and left it in the garage without mentioning it. About a week later Jane had to take a 250 mile journey and checking the car she realised someone had removed the top up tank, she grabbed it from the garage.

A few days later she notice she was running out of fuel and thought that's Ok I've got my top up. Confidently pouring it in she then resumed her journey and was shoked when the car stopped abuptly and wouldn't restart. The AA figured it out and towed her to a garage who charged £200 (1995) to drain and eliminate the water from the system. David's answer....... Jane should have checked the contents of the FUEL cannister before pouring it in the fuel tank!!!!!!! Or filled up before the car got that empty......what the heck is the top up for then!!!!!!!!

:she:

Enough said.
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There's a moral to that story! ;) :whistle:


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