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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 15 2007, 02:28:04 PM (189 Views) | |
Snappy
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Jul 15 2007, 02:28:04 PM Post #1 |
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Why is it when a man fooks up a by putting in deisel instead of petrol into our car it is ok and we smile gracefully and say "It's ok love it was an accident don't worry about it" even though we then have to run around and get the plugs changed and everything drained yet when I put diesel into his lawn mower I have not lived it down....it is now 2 weeks since I've done it and he still hasn't dropped the bloody subject
:angry: I'm going to kill him very soon, it's a sodding lawn mower FFS :whistle: |
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ohippy
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Jul 15 2007, 05:15:59 PM Post #2 |
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did he really put diesel in a petrol car ??!!! I say give as good as you get Sasha, posting it on here was a start :wink: :whistle: |
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
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Jul 15 2007, 05:33:20 PM Post #3 |
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He found a chink in your perfectness (is that a word) so will exploit it at any opportunity :lol: :thumbsup: |
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| Anne | Jul 15 2007, 06:26:48 PM Post #4 |
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:o Terry is on your side :thumbsup: |
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Soapy
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Jul 15 2007, 06:44:28 PM Post #5 |
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well you can cut the grass with scissors :P |
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| Tiredwithtwins | Jul 16 2007, 08:44:16 AM Post #6 |
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pmsl ... you need something to get back at him !!! my case; when i broke the oven door, mal grumbled about having to fork out for a new cooker ... and he really milked it for all he could. until i got peed off and replied ''well at least i didnt throw £800 away on a car that turned out to be stolen'' shut him up a treat :yes: :D :lol: (he bought a car from a bloke without checking the vin plate ... turned out to be a cut and shut (wtf?) ...bye bye £800) |
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Snappy
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Jul 17 2007, 07:36:49 AM Post #7 |
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He has finally shut up about it as he has managed to get it working although once he had he came up and announced "I got it working for YOU again!" of course did I just accept that and smile??????? NO WAY "I think it is better that you mow the grass from now on my love in case I break it again and not live it down for the next couple of centuries" that soon wiped the smile of his face as well :lol: |
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| Bordy | Jul 17 2007, 12:07:06 PM Post #8 |
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When I meet you in a few weeks Sasha I will shake Roys hand & say "Nice to meet you Roy, hows the lawnmower going" ? :rolleyes: |
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Snappy
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Jul 17 2007, 08:12:17 PM Post #9 |
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:bop: just watch it Bordy :P |
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Soapy
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Jul 18 2007, 01:31:42 AM Post #10 |
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dont worry bordy when we meet her in a couple of weeks, i'll hold her and u can kick her in the balls :lol: |
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| Bordy | Jul 18 2007, 01:38:33 AM Post #11 |
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Braw Auld Bampot
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I thought you were gonna say "You can rubber balloons". :o |
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Snappy
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Jul 18 2007, 07:47:18 AM Post #12 |
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You've never met a Welsh woman before have you?? :lol: :dragon: |
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| Bordy | Jul 18 2007, 12:02:36 PM Post #13 |
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I used to work with a Welsh girl & she was gorgeous. But no never met a Welsh dragon from Mission Beach. :P BUT on August 3rd I will meet that Welsh Dragon. :more: :thumbsup: |
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Bridiej
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Jul 18 2007, 12:12:01 PM Post #14 |
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Chattermonster Extraordinaire!
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:lol: |
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Soapy
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Jul 18 2007, 05:38:50 PM Post #15 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :ecstatic: |
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Soapy
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Jul 18 2007, 05:39:23 PM Post #16 |
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not from the front :wink: :whistle: |
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Snappy
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Jul 18 2007, 06:35:36 PM Post #17 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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It goes without saying that ALL of us Welsh women are goregous as only Welsh peopel can say goregous in such a goregous accent :lol: |
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Snappy
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Jul 18 2007, 06:35:56 PM Post #18 |
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Dirty dog :she: |
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| Bordy | Jul 18 2007, 06:57:47 PM Post #19 |
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Braw Auld Bampot
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YakkyDa |
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Anastasia Beaverhausen
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Jul 18 2007, 07:40:08 PM Post #20 |
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Can I just add to this one please? Thanks. Hubby constantly jokes about the time my car broke down in the UK and that because I never charge my moblie phone I couldnt call for help. I was 5 minutes away from home so walked back. No big deal. Tonight I get a call, the fecking moron left his lights on this morning and has run his battery down. Cant jump start it, so needs a new battery. Great thats 150 that will could ill afford to be peeed down the drain. Do you think I am allowed to be annoyed with him? No. Am I allowed to joke about it? No. He will get in a big huff and throw a tantrum about it Oh and instead of trying to sort it straight away, he peeed of to the RSL with some work mates. Priorites man priorities!!! He's still not home, I think he is too scared :she: |
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| ProofReader | Jul 18 2007, 08:12:45 PM Post #21 |
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Wozzup, mate? Cat got yer tongue? :P :lol: |
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| ProofReader | Jul 18 2007, 08:16:25 PM Post #22 |
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:lol: Claire, offer him a Duracell when he gets home ... I said DURACELL, not DUREX!!!! :scared: :P :lmao: |
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| Bordy | Jul 18 2007, 08:20:18 PM Post #23 |
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Ahhh you must be one of those anonymous posters. Wonder who the other two are. :nah: :ooer: |
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Snappy
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Jul 20 2007, 07:38:34 AM Post #24 |
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:lol: said like a true adoptive Welshman |
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| Jane | Jul 20 2007, 06:23:00 PM Post #25 |
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Once upon a time David put water in the top up canister for the car because he thought it could do with cleaning out....BUT instead of rinsing it out and drying it he put the lid back on and left it in the garage without mentioning it. About a week later Jane had to take a 250 mile journey and checking the car she realised someone had removed the top up tank, she grabbed it from the garage. A few days later she notice she was running out of fuel and thought that's Ok I've got my top up. Confidently pouring it in she then resumed her journey and was shoked when the car stopped abuptly and wouldn't restart. The AA figured it out and towed her to a garage who charged £200 (1995) to drain and eliminate the water from the system. David's answer....... Jane should have checked the contents of the FUEL cannister before pouring it in the fuel tank!!!!!!! Or filled up before the car got that empty......what the heck is the top up for then!!!!!!!! :she: Enough said. |
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| ProofReader | Jul 20 2007, 11:32:21 PM Post #26 |
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There's a moral to that story! ;) :whistle: |
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