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catgirl
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Jul 6 2007, 01:46:35 PM Post #1 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient shouted. The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objected. "I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas mask on is suffocating to me!" The dentist then asked if the man had any objection to taking a pill. "No," the patient said, "I am fine with pills." The dentist said,"Here is a Viagra tablet." The patient replied: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain pill!" "It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth." |
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Melibeam
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Jul 6 2007, 04:20:59 PM Post #2 |
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Most Exceptional Lady
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BIX
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Jul 6 2007, 11:14:11 PM Post #3 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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