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a joke
Topic Started: Jul 6 2007, 01:46:35 PM (32 Views)
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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient shouted.

The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and the man again
objected.

"I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asked if the man had any objection to taking a pill.

"No," the patient said, "I am fine with pills."

The dentist said,"Here is a Viagra tablet."

The patient replied: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold
onto when I pull out your tooth."
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