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| Tweet Topic Started: May 24 2007, 05:17:50 PM (83 Views) | |
gobbyjock
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May 24 2007, 05:17:50 PM Post #1 |
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My friend sent me this today
:thumbsup: You`ll miss our lovely weather! 40 degrees - Australians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt. 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold. -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick flagpoles. -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough. -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky. -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? " -500 degrees - Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the World Cup |
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| marco121068 | May 24 2007, 05:45:47 PM Post #2 |
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Huggable Hunky Humorist
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Very good - although I am duty bound to tell you it is factually incorrect.
:no: You will never be able to support England in the World Cup because it'll ONLY ever get down to -273.15 C - otherwise known as Absolute Zero. :P http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero Please note : This is not a measure of how cold Vodka should be. :whistle: Hopefully someone might understand my warped sense of humour] |
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gobbyjock
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May 24 2007, 06:09:51 PM Post #3 |
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:lol: |
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| ProofReader | May 24 2007, 06:13:44 PM Post #4 |
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*nudge* :wink: :grin: |
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catgirl
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May 24 2007, 09:50:41 PM Post #5 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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hmm I love Absolut vodka :whistle: |
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Snappy
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May 24 2007, 10:05:30 PM Post #6 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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PMSL
:lol: Very good GJ
:thumbsup: Marco :mah: :lol: |
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Soapy
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May 25 2007, 01:11:39 AM Post #7 |
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i got 19/20 in the dinky di test so i wont have a clue what u are on about :P hey gobby, that was class :lol: |
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| coco | May 25 2007, 06:27:34 AM Post #8 |
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Gid Yin Gobby.. lmao. And the temps might be a way bit oot, but the rest is true. [size=7]FREEDOM[/size] :piper: |
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ohippy
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May 25 2007, 11:48:23 AM Post #9 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:goodpost: that's funny :giggle: |
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