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For all us Scots
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 05:17:50 PM (83 Views)
gobbyjock
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My friend sent me this today :thumbsup:

You`ll miss our lovely weather!

40 degrees - Australians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold.

-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.

-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup
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marco121068
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Very good - although I am duty bound to tell you it is factually incorrect. :no:

You will never be able to support England in the World Cup because it'll ONLY ever get down to -273.15 C - otherwise known as Absolute Zero. :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero

Please note : This is not a measure of how cold Vodka should be. :whistle:
Hopefully someone might understand my warped sense of humour]
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gobbyjock
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marco121068
24th May, 2007 - 07:45am
Very good - although I am duty bound to tell you it is factually incorrect. :no:

You will never be able to support England in the World Cup because it'll ONLY ever get down to -273.15 C - otherwise known as Absolute Zero. :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero

Please note : This is not a measure of how cold Vodka should be. :whistle:
Hopefully someone might understand my warped sense of humour]

:lol:
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marco121068
24th May, 2007 - 05:45pm
Hopefully someone might understand my warped sense of humour


*nudge* :wink: :grin:


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catgirl
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marco121068
24th May, 2007 - 03:45pm
Very good - although I am duty bound to tell you it is factually incorrect. :no:

You will never be able to support England in the World Cup because it'll ONLY ever get down to -273.15 C - otherwise known as Absolute Zero. :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero

Please note : This is not a measure of how cold Vodka should be. :whistle:
Hopefully someone might understand my warped sense of humour]

hmm I love Absolut vodka :whistle:
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Snappy
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PMSL :lol: Very good GJ :thumbsup:

Marco :mah: :lol:
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marco121068
24th May, 2007 - 05:45pm

Hopefully someone might understand my warped sense of humour]

i got 19/20 in the dinky di test so i wont have a clue what u are on about :P


hey gobby, that was class :lol:
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coco
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Gid Yin Gobby..
lmao.
And the temps might be a way bit oot, but the rest is true.

[size=7]FREEDOM[/size]


:piper:
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ohippy
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:goodpost:

that's funny :giggle:
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