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12 of the finest double-entendres that were; aired on British TV & Radio
Topic Started: May 23 2007, 11:03:04 AM (64 Views)
catgirl
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty

sent to me via email , hope I removed all the >

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasonsArnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:'Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.
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Snappy
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

Brilliant CG PMSL :lol:
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They are great CG - very funny!! :lol:
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:more:

very funny, I like the 8 inches the one the best :D
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Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful

OH great! After a tough day at work (yes, in the new job :whistle: ) they brought tears to my tired eyes.

Thank you CG

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Da Boss wanted to know what I was laughing out loud about :P
Excellent stuff.
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Soapy


great stuff catgirl
couldnt stop laughing, its a great way to start my day
thanks :D
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