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| The gorgeous woman; a joke | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 18 2007, 03:44:20 PM (50 Views) | |
catgirl
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May 18 2007, 03:44:20 PM Post #1 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye." |
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Snappy
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May 18 2007, 03:47:46 PM Post #2 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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PSML :lol: that is priceless :lol: |
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| Da Boss | May 18 2007, 04:24:04 PM Post #3 |
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:ecstatic: it must be Friday :wink: |
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moneypen20
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May 18 2007, 05:50:20 PM Post #4 |
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Bond's Beaut Bombshell
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:D Sounds like one of Sam's :whistle: |
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May 18 2007, 09:14:26 PM Post #5 |
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Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful
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I saw this earlier before I went out and didn't have time to reply - I think it's hysterical it made me laugh out loud, cats wondered what had happened. |
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