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Another funny for you all
Topic Started: May 15 2007, 05:05:03 PM (36 Views)
Snappy
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a old newspaper and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says...."No sister, this says the 'Sahara Pipeline' was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months"
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you're on a bit of a roll today Sasha !!
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:lol:
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty

:lol: very good
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