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This had to be shared Rooksie; Where's Sam ?
Topic Started: May 14 2007, 10:22:16 PM (75 Views)
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke


Women can be so cruel

A retired gentleman went to Centrelink Office to apply for the Age Pension.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.

"I will have to go home and come back later." he said.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she
processed his Age Pension application.

When he returned home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience
at the Centrelink office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants.

You might have got the Disability Pension, too."
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Original Opulent Optimist

:lol:
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

:thumbsup: Bix :lol:
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i told you my story in secret bix :( :blushing:
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PMSL Soapy :lol:
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